Today, I realized I've been driving for almost two years and still get excited when I park between the lines on my first try. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I’m learning to drive and finally felt confident enough to park in a tight spot with my instructor watching. I nailed the angle perfectly, but when I tried to get out, I realized I'd parked so close to the line that I couldn’t open the door. I had to climb out of the passenger side while my instructor pretended not to laugh. FML
Today, it's the tenth anniversary of me getting my driver's license. My record is perfect: no accidents, no tickets. Today is also the tenth anniversary of the last time I drove a car. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, I finally found a parking space directly outside my apartment after driving around for 20 minutes. I celebrated, parked, and walked upstairs. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my car running with the keys still inside. FML
Today, I spent an evening teaching my younger brother how to parallel park before his driving test. After an hour, he finally parked perfectly between two cars. I was so proud that I told him we'd nailed it. Then we noticed we were parked in front of someone's driveway. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I found out that I have enough driving skills to manage to hit a pothole and have two of my tires go flat. FML
Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
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Top comments
Brittneyyyy 7
Hahaha I've been driving for 4 years and I still get excited :/
Meeshiaa 7
Lol. I do the same thing and i've been driving the same amount of years.
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Comments (190)
mrahhhhh 21
You remind me of a little kid who's been potty trained for years, yet still cheers when s/he manage to get to the toilet without pooing a little. F Your Life indeed.
Zmeilerr 22
What's wrong with that????
unidentified_sta 5
In others news... 6/5 scientists recommend-
unidentified_sta 5
Hm... Whoops Referring to #15
lydever91 0
I always do that too, but then again I just started, and live in CA (crappy driver central).
TakeMyLifePlease 7
As someone who's driven in both California and Washington.... Washington's got CA beat, hands down, for stupid drivers. Californians are at least capable of doing the speed limit, which is apparently terrifying for 99.9% of drivers in WA, who routinely do 5-10 under the limit.
lydever91 0
I don't know; my aunt got pulled over going 90 in a 65 from Reno to CA...btw I ear people in Idaho are great drivers
hunteredmundson 17
New Yorkers are great drivers
thatgingerkid 0
Women can't drive
Flammin8 0
I second that!
FFML_314 12
WHOA! If I can't drive, how the **** do I keep ending up at work? This shit is heavy...
stfuscrub420 0
you dont drive to the kitchen
sourgirl101 29
Bend over! I'll show you I can drive.
FFML_314 12
I told you not to talk about this in public, Q! These matters are private.
sourgirl101 29
Anna, I hear you're handing out treats! Whatcha got, 'cause I get hungry after I drive? And I'm not talking about my car.
FFML_314 12
I have bread, ham, cheese, mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato and turkey. Now, if only there were someone around here who knew how to make a salad.
sourgirl101 29
You hear that boys?! Anna and I need a salad! Which one of you bitches have the road map?
ozkalukaas 0
29 you just made my day
JonaDona 2
Bitches be crazy...
ozkalukaas 0
44, shotgun.
Draminicaus 0
I feel like a major hammer is about to come crashing down on this entire FML.
xStiina 0
Yeeeew!
lovelyllama3 0
me too!
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
yes.because you enjoy something childish your life is forever screwed.yep.you shouldn't live anymore.
bendoverwilson 0
that's exactaly what I was thinking
JocelynKaulitz 28
Yeeea son!
riskakitty 0
hey. be excited you know how to park in the lines. there are some idiots in the world who couldn't park a smart car in the lines.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Don't trip chocolate chip, that's not so bad.