Avery
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
JStein
Hampshire, United States
Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML
nickw177
United States
Today, my wife confused terminology from my religion with stuff from Harry Potter. FML
Gollumapparently
My precious
Today, my friend and I took an online quiz to find out what character from Lord of the Rings we look like. She got Arwen. I got Gollum. FML
Anonymous
Grays, United Kingdom
Stop right now!
Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML
Anonymous
Vällingby, Sweden
Today, I realized that what I thought for years was my country's National Anthem, is actually the theme song of a TV show. FML
nerd
Today, I understand the finer points of the government in Star Wars better than I understand the U.S. government. FML
Anonymous
Taren Point, Australia
Culture war bullshit
Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML
DLS
United States
Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
brainrot
Oh, right
Today, I spent an entire conversation nodding and agreeing with someone, only to realize near the end that I'd misunderstood one key detail and was agreeing with the opposite of what they meant. I laughed awkwardly and said, “Oh, I thought you meant the other thing.” They said, “I know.” FML
IBS
Shanghai, China
Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML
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alstbv12 13
One does not simply confuse real life with Lord of the Rings.
MisterMuffinz 13
If only our history was as cool as LOTR's...
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Comments (176)
foxmatrix15 8
How do u confuse monsters, walking trees and hobbits with men with beards on horses carting US flags?
ClassyCommando 13
Shrooms...he's gotta be doing shrooms.
Birdie_Sage 0
Well, isn't the US government monstrous enough?
ShadowTheDumbass 10
That's cool
xJackson 1
And that is why America is among the bottom countries in smartness!
sillycart 9
This is sooooo true. We are all "scrubs"
chupacabra141 9
We're only ranked 16th in the world. Down from number one but not rock bottom. Yet
colby42 0
Just the fact that you said "smartness" makes you sound stupid.
The_Troller 14
Sounds a lot more fun than regular American history, that's for sure.
honeybuncher 3
The__Troller, being the creep that I am, I read your profile. Today, my butthole fell apart FML. That was honestly the funniest thing I have read all day. Thanks.
honeybuncher 3
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MsConfusedd 27
You think that's bad? For a while, I honestly tried to make stuff fly by saying "wingarium leviosa."
micahsmommy 13
Sorry you must be a squib. Works for me all the time. (:
sillycart 9
I HATE THIS PLANET!!!!!
MsConfusedd 27
24- trust me I've known that since I was 4 lol
micahsmommy 13
Well, that's better than most teens these days confusing Twilight with real life.
Skelebitch 0
Who needs Edward and Jacob when you can have Frodo and Legolas????!!?!?! ;)
ninjuh_wingman 29
So when did George Washington and his troops storm the gates of Mordor?
gonad_gobbler 1
How could you possibly mix up something so important to an American citizen, such vital information that everyone should know and be proud of a resident of the United States , with American history?
kotah2013 2
Ok my question what scene??????
zach8771 3
So America fought for their freedom from mordor?
Skelebitch 0
You mean fought for freedom from Mordor under the eye of Sauron.