Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML
Today, my wife confused terminology from my religion with stuff from Harry Potter. FML
My precious
Today, my friend and I took an online quiz to find out what character from Lord of the Rings we look like. She got Arwen. I got Gollum. FML
Stop right now!
Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML
Today, I realized that what I thought for years was my country's National Anthem, is actually the theme song of a TV show. FML
Today, I understand the finer points of the government in Star Wars better than I understand the U.S. government. FML
Culture war bullshit
Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML
Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
Oh, right
Today, I spent an entire conversation nodding and agreeing with someone, only to realize near the end that I'd misunderstood one key detail and was agreeing with the opposite of what they meant. I laughed awkwardly and said, “Oh, I thought you meant the other thing.” They said, “I know.” FML
Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML
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alstbv12 13
One does not simply confuse real life with Lord of the Rings.
MisterMuffinz 13
If only our history was as cool as LOTR's...
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mellophone21 0
Destroy the ring, General Patton!
superbee662 0
Win.
br0ccoli 15
"..and then the Ents collaborated together to ensure that the environment was cleaned up after they found pollutants in the Hudson River. They were motivated by two hobbits from the Shire who were initially supposed to die until the leader Ent realized that their land and their tree friends were being savagely ripped down and polluted"
twiins_fml 5
Your an idiot..
Skelebitch 0
Try reading the books...try not to become part of the fellowship of Lord of the Rings fans.
chels1994 11
you're* and in your info.. curious*
HighGTurn 12
Wow. Just wow
emILYissoocool 0
Learn some facts about our ******* country, you might find out that people that dont live in it know more than you and would do anything to have your citizenship! Go to iraq and suck some terrorist balls you fagatron.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
One does not simple walk into Boston... Wait, what?
sk8ergirl553 0
don't you mean Barack Obama??
Fortitudine 3
LOL
march_17 0
WTF?