Today, I realised that the last three people to see my intimate parts these last weeks were my beautician, my doctor and the lady who did my check up ultra sound. Oh, and I'm married. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML
Today, my pregnant wife has been crying for hours after she found out that I’d slept with the woman who does her ultrasounds. That woman happened to have been my prom date nearly 20 years ago and I had no idea she moved back in town, let alone worked for our doctor. FML
Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML
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Top comments
judgeymcjudge 0
Not to rag on everyone's perception here, but has anyone considered that she's not pregnant, so that has nothing to do with it? It just says ultrasound - ultrasounds are not only used for pregnancy, but for heaps of things. Some women have to have them regularly for check ups in regards to gyno issues, and plenty of people need them for stomach and digestive system issues... Taking that into account, all I see is a woman bitching about her husband slacking off in the sex department. If that is the case, OP, then your husband is a fool. Men everywhere would kill for a wife that wanted MORE sex, and even more for a wife who thinks a few weeks without sex is FML-worthy. Give him a bit of a wake up call, and hopefully things get better for you.
Astroman129 7
I'll take a look at your intimate parts.
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Comments (98)
zebrapattern 6
um, you're ******* pregnant. you better get used to this, for at least an extremely long time. and what is your beautician doing down there? ...
bethluvsyou 15
Um a bikini wax?
sexya_fml 0
Why would you want to have sex when you are pregnant anyway?
fionaes 3
Just because a woman is pregnant.doesnt mean she doesnt wana have sex pregnancy can make a woman very aroused. Plus women get ultrasounds for other reasons otber than pregnancy sometimes so magbe she not pregnant consixering she didnt say thats what it was for
ArielTheMermaid 17
your beautician?
bethluvsyou 15
Bikini wax?
lhasselb 0
It's called a transvaginal ultrasound.
fckk521 0
You're being ridiculous. Obviously you're pregnant, and it just so happens that you haven't had sex in a while. Suck it up.
bethluvsyou 15
I was going to downvote your comment because it was rather stupid, but then I noticed your profile picture was David Tennant. Carry on.
predavlad 3
Wtf is a beautician ?
TheNotSoGoodDay 10
ever thought maybe 1 person is all that needs to see your ****** in one week.