Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML
Today, my husband made an elaborate heartfelt speech to a female colleague regarding her job promotion during her celebration dinner that had everyone in tears. During our wedding, he insisted on not do wedding vows because he “doesn’t like all that emotional shit.” FML
Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I went to a comedy show, expecting to feel better about a difficult relationship. Instead, I saw a performance written by the girl who loves my husband, about my husband, and how she loves him. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband decided it would be a good idea, when he was supposed to do his speech, to stand up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Genitals. That is all." FML
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Top comments
MarineWifey88 3
I remember that episode, lol. At least your husband likes good tv! On a more serious note, make him sleep on the couch for a few days.
amelioration_fml 0
As long as he meant what he was saying, does it matter from where the words came? You are lucky to have a husband who loves you. He was probably just nervous about the ceremony and stuck with something that worked.
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Comments (121)
xlil_miss_emo_x 6
hahaha he epically failed, yet won at the dame time. And atleast he did vows... My aunt's husband took the song "hate that i love you" by rihanna ft. JAY-z and combined it with "time, a.k.a. Dirtybit" by the black eyed peas the other day, and read a Dj'd version of the songs combined as his vows. They got married two days ago and she's still on the matter. FHL
Wheredidgrungego 12
Your hair is amazing :D
JokersChild310 0
ha I rememer that episode! i love Freddy rodriguez
Tdonovan91 0
YDI...i can only hope that my wife will quote scrubs on our wedding day. Best show ever!
DakotaCat 4
Could be worse. He could have faked an ****** in a public restaurant.
sourgirl101 29
Lol "I'll have what she's having"!
motero 0
man dat sucks
sourgirl101 29
Your guest were probably thinking, awwww that's so sweet but where have I heard those words from before?(:
monkeyCanDoMYJob 7
well....if you're going to rip someone off, better be from the best and scrubs is awesome! don't care about the "when harry meet sally" movie but if is good for scrubs to rip off then is good enough for your husband too. oh come on! at least he tried...
joshsgirlfriendd 0
wow..and I thought it was bad when I found out every love letter my boyfriend wrote me was from google..I found out when one of the letters was addressed to Shannon..my name is not Shannon..stupid sons of bitches.
ashleyfansler 4
what did u do... that is pathetic really
aardvarkish 17
"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways:" "Haven't I heard that before, Dear." "Nope! Just made it up!" "Oh, OK... Carry on..."
ladypnk85 2
I love that episode!
ashleyfansler 4
i would kill him.. not kidding. that is horrible. what a luzer