Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML
Today, my husband made an elaborate heartfelt speech to a female colleague regarding her job promotion during her celebration dinner that had everyone in tears. During our wedding, he insisted on not do wedding vows because he “doesn’t like all that emotional shit.” FML
Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I went to a comedy show, expecting to feel better about a difficult relationship. Instead, I saw a performance written by the girl who loves my husband, about my husband, and how she loves him. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband decided it would be a good idea, when he was supposed to do his speech, to stand up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Genitals. That is all." FML
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Top comments
MarineWifey88 3
I remember that episode, lol. At least your husband likes good tv! On a more serious note, make him sleep on the couch for a few days.
amelioration_fml 0
As long as he meant what he was saying, does it matter from where the words came? You are lucky to have a husband who loves you. He was probably just nervous about the ceremony and stuck with something that worked.
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Comments (121)
Chazy2010 8
I loved that episode!!!!!!!!! Scrubs is my shit
anthony82_fml_fml 0
I think that's cute! :-p
juturnaamo 29
"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." Best movie line ever. This is a dumb idea for someone who isn't dating someone who takes a long time to order food, and doesn't get a little crinkle over their nose.
danichaos666 0
damn Best FML. i could not stop laughing.
dkxw 0
Hey I'm liking him even more... is he black because I've been looking for a turk
B1ACKR3IGN 3
lol I love that episode
MRGN_fml 0
Bawwwww
wtfcammelcheese 0
LOL way a scrub ,P
wtfcammelcheese 0
I hope u didnt hit som1 cos that wud make u an ass
Travis420 0
you spelled realize wrong