Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate spends so much time in our dorm room that I got a boner when I heard him leaving for class, because it was my first chance in days to jack off in peace. FML
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had to retire to my room for a wank. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML
Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML
Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML
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Top comments
gntfmlingnow 12
Don't be worried, Diablo III gives everyone boners.
omfg_creepers 8
Nerdgasm?
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Comments (123)
flippinreally 7
Nerdgasms
unknownfork 12
How original of you.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I'm seeing double! Oh wait, no.
daydreamer244 13
*diablo 3 intro-music comes on* Op: OH MY GOODD SI GOODD..!! lol op :P
superswagbro 7
Diablo 3!! Shit, I'm only 16 comments away from being original.
emeraldisle 30
I hate when I get those. Oh wait...
KingDingALing 9
I thought it said "menstruation cycle" at first, but then I read "boner" at the end and thought "wait, what the ****..." That's what I get for skimming instead of reading thoroughly.
toxicpinkcandy 10
Pfahahahaha. Happened to me too. I had to read it over a few times ^_^
ICastillo 25
Hey it happens to the best of us man. I've popped one when I heard the legend of Zelda theme -_- .........
ghirahim 5
Zelda's awesome !
mcrepas 19
EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!
keepingitnasty 15
An old fellow once told me, "never waste an erection."
FML_Master2133 6
And now I can say, "A young fellow on FML told me that there once was an old man who said: never waste an erection."
TwiztedYuri 9
not as bad as getting one in church while on stage standing next to the pastors daughter
DespairFaction 11
I dated a pastors daughter once. She was the craziest woman I ever dated in both good and bad ways.
hockeyoceancity 13
I think going to a school field trip to a water park and having a boner as you wait in line to a slide and there being countless fat hairy men around you and your friends that spotted your little hard on takes full advantage of your misfortunate action and pants you and it being a cold windy day your balls and penis don't take kindly to that and try to hide thus making you look small and as this all happens the girl you been "talking" to runs up to wait in line with you and sees your penis shriveled up and laughs at you, BAM! try to beat that one. oh and your bestfriend caught it on camera and fowarded it to everyone. :)
toxicpinkcandy 10
What. The. Faaaaaaak?!!!
AliSama 17
when you get a girl friend/ boy friend (depending on your orientation) and want to get busy. Play that music, win?
biglittlehead 12
Halo does have a pretty orgasmic sound track. It isn't your fault.
Crazberry 5
That's... Kinda cool actually :P You succeeded in training your body. Imagine what you'd be capable of if you trained it to do other things with different sounds. Or smells :O Do it for the science OP!!