Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate spends so much time in our dorm room that I got a boner when I heard him leaving for class, because it was my first chance in days to jack off in peace. FML
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had to retire to my room for a wank. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML
Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML
Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML
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Top comments
gntfmlingnow 12
Don't be worried, Diablo III gives everyone boners.
omfg_creepers 8
Nerdgasm?
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Comments (123)
the_shrink 2
Classical conditioning at it's finest.
ChickInGreenVans 12
This is just Classic!!**
sofiq 3
That sounds personal
FlameSama1 1
Guile's theme DOES go with everything.
IloveRec 0
Dear lord, what's wheel of fortune theme song do?
DaGrimRetard 8
doo,doo,doo da-doo-doo-doo DAMNIT!
GAeroNKissR 26
photo or it didn't happen...