Today, I walked into a room to help a patient get ready for bed. Except she already was in bed, with two other male patients. I work in a retirement home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML
Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML
Today, I had to rush home from work to help my parents, who are both wheelchair users, because they were having sex and fell between the bed and the wall. With both of them unable to walk, they were stuck there, so the first thing I saw walking into their room was mom's bum hole staring at me. FML
Today, while working at a nursing home, I was alone in the station and figured I could sneak one out. It wound up being very loud, and I could hear the faint snickering of a patient in the next room. Every time he saw me for the rest of the day he would burst out laughing. FML
Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, I was working at the hospital and it was very busy. Unthinking, I told a patient in a wheelchair to "sit tight" while I checked on something. He mocked me for the rest of his stay. FML
Today, I work as a RGN in an old victorian-style nursing home. Due to Covid-19, we've lost many residents, one passing just the night prior while I was with him. This morning, the TV turned on its own at nearly 4 a.m. in the lounge, and one of the HCAs reported stuff falling off in the corridor. FML
Today, at work at a psych hospital, I saw a lady get out of a Lyft with two other people. The lady went into the lobby, while the two other people went to admissions. I asked the lady in the lobby if she was lost or needed help finding admissions, thinking she was family of the other two. Turns out she works in a different building. FML
Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's hair. I followed her, trying to be a good intern. After the nurse was done, the 72 year old woman took off her bathrobe. While looking at me she sat down, her legs wide open. And, yes, she knew she was naked. FML
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Top comments
Red_Curls1995 28
Hey just because they're elderly doesn't mean they don't want to have a little fun.
MurphyGallagher 18
This is why I love the elderly, they give ZERO ***** :)
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Comments (77)
Red_Curls1995 28
Hey just because they're elderly doesn't mean they don't want to have a little fun.
cheeeksss 29
Right? I need to learn a lesson from her. Hell, I don't even have one guy in my bed. And she gets two? Lucky...
salvorican 24
Expect incoming DMs #28
Aky0n 10
We can work something out..
Oyas12 14
that woman's a player ;)
MikaykayUnicorn 36
As soon as an attractive female mentions being single, all the FML pervs and creeps come out.
DoomSkuller 28
#28 With looks like that, YOU can't get a guy? You must be doin somethin wrong...
supr_sexy 9
who needs a good old faqng.....;) oh and #28 is lying.
FyeahPoet 19
nice... very pimptastic of you.
syki 22
Hey, why should the orderly get any credit? Grandma did all by—and for—herself. :P
KhaleesiDannie 26
Sounds like the beginning of a lot of internet videos Geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men
KittyLahv 27
...What in the hell? Please tell me that's not actually a thing. *shudders*
SookyLala 13
into some kinky shot #3 rofl
pureportedpear 27
Try burning out your eyes, atleast you will have something else to keep your mind away from that image.
nreed32 20
Senior citizens will do what they please. I'm sure they couldn't care less what you think. Kudos to them.
Jayms_fml 32
And kudos to you for correctly saying that they COULDN'T care less. ;)
cheeeksss 29
I know what you mean, 30. My inner grammar nazi silently cringes when I see "could care less."
pjsr 33
The key word is 'silently'. People with poor grammar don't come to FML to get lessons. People with knowledge of grammar don't log on to read corrections of those who don't.
Badkarma4u 17
Google "I could care less" #30 It's actually a thing.
False_Stupidity 42
Yes #61 but the literal meaning is the opposite of how it's used. Just because it exists on Google, doesn't mean it's right.
BigC_from_Bama 16
I could care less about this debate.. if I tried.
MurphyGallagher 18
This is why I love the elderly, they give ZERO ***** :)
hmrhoades 18
Sounds like she was getting TWO
Razell 13
This is what happens when free-love hippies get old.
crimson_roxy 23
My great grandmother did this once, we were coming for a visit. She was coming too, her's was probably more enjoyable.
Oyas12 14
*she was cumming too
killer0689 20
need an eye bleach ??
weird_adult 27
A dosage of brain bleach is required for you, op