Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Not a geography major
Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML
Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML
Bad sign
Today, with the help of a good map, I managed to figure out that a near-invisible path that I hadn’t even noticed was actually the continuation of my bike route. Twenty metres further, I found the signpost confirming this… quite well hidden in a bush. For anyone without a map, FML
Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML
Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Culture war bullshit
Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML
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MikeStern 1
Unless you live in Monaco or The Vatican that's to be expected.
Hammy4Glo 0
actually WoWs map is quite detailed... there is a lot going on... however I also know WoWs map better than our country's... simply because I never look at an atlas but I see WoW everyday... and yes I have a life... I simply enjoy gaming
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Ian9802 0
Not a surprise... you live in Vermont...
bb2809 0
u suck!! loser!!
volkster644 0
Sad. It is also obvious you know that map better than the English language because you spelled realized wrong.
cwj 1
Ditto man, but I know both pretty well. If it's something you look at every few days or you have levelled a ton of alts it's not surprising in all honesty.
dalverian 0
Definitely with you on the map issue. I know the map of the U.S. pretty well, but I know Northrend at least as well. For the record, I originally made fun of my roommate that played WoW when it came out, and a couple years later got hooked when I tried the free trial. I have a good career and good pay, a good social life, and a beautiful wife (who I've gotten into playing WoW with me). The game is just really good, and really addictive. It's nice to be able to log into a video game and mindlessly farm stuff, or take your frustrations out by beating the crap out of some random person of the opposing faction. Good stress relief. For the Horde!
tickclickboom 0
my friend is like that lol
cyqt 0
me too! high five! lol. i find it funny.
88sforlife 0
You Probably Fail On Warcraft Too
TheGingerBoy 0
thats awesome!
bumgum1 0
WoW is beast! don't make fun of it you fags :) it's alot of fun :D