Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Not a geography major
Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML
Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML
Bad sign
Today, with the help of a good map, I managed to figure out that a near-invisible path that I hadn’t even noticed was actually the continuation of my bike route. Twenty metres further, I found the signpost confirming this… quite well hidden in a bush. For anyone without a map, FML
Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML
Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Culture war bullshit
Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML
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MikeStern 1
Unless you live in Monaco or The Vatican that's to be expected.
Hammy4Glo 0
actually WoWs map is quite detailed... there is a lot going on... however I also know WoWs map better than our country's... simply because I never look at an atlas but I see WoW everyday... and yes I have a life... I simply enjoy gaming
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fycezwcybgtxezw 0
nerd
jgars575 0
your life can't be ****** if you don't have one...
tomahawkinyouall 0
y'all obsess waaaay too much with the grammar thing. it's not an English essay were writing here. u pick out little problems because ur obviously bored. try playing wow! (lol jk) hey I play halo3 and imma girl and I'm reallly good at it. it's not like u need to remember the map just remember where u live, the blue stuff is water, and the other colors are land! there u go:)!
tomahawkinyouall 0
I realize in my first comment I didn't put "kicked".... my bad, I wanna correct myself b4 anyone else does
swanb64 0
you can't spell its realized not realised
jackhammer786 0
#195--Were you talking to me? I never said she has no life, but clearly she spends a good chunk of her time commenting on every FML . That's why I said it's hypocritical to tell someone else they have no life because she probably spends the same amount of time on FML as the OP does on World of Warcraft. It's just an observation, and I felt it should be said. And Snickerdoodles can speak for herself, why do you feel the need to jump in this thread and defend her?
guitarguy1133 0
who DOESNT? I can tell u where every city is in northernd.
softballgirl7 0
Of course it is better. You have one area that is completely snow, keep walking and your in a desert, then your in a forest, then a swamp, then a red lava place with a pretty night sky. Oh WoW you are amazing.
UberFail79 0
You, sir, are a technoCommunist.
hawkie409 0
In real life, loved ones die. In real life, death is permenant. In real life, you don't have a lot of options. In real life, it's hard to make friends. Real life is harsh. Who wouldn't want to escape, if only for a little while, into the nice world of a game, where nobody dies permenantly, you can have hundreds of friends, and everything is easy and carefree?Whether you're a geek or not, an escape from harsh reality is nice.