Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Not a geography major
Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML
Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML
Bad sign
Today, with the help of a good map, I managed to figure out that a near-invisible path that I hadn’t even noticed was actually the continuation of my bike route. Twenty metres further, I found the signpost confirming this… quite well hidden in a bush. For anyone without a map, FML
Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML
Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Culture war bullshit
Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML
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MikeStern 1
Unless you live in Monaco or The Vatican that's to be expected.
Hammy4Glo 0
actually WoWs map is quite detailed... there is a lot going on... however I also know WoWs map better than our country's... simply because I never look at an atlas but I see WoW everyday... and yes I have a life... I simply enjoy gaming
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blackyweather 0
If Americans are so dumb then how do we occupy the most sucessful and most powerful nation in the history of the world? Riddle me that you jealous SOB's.
infernalpants 0
nothin wrong with that
blackyweather 0
Purplemnn by the look of your pic, your fat so stop bitching.
quint9 0
RETARD!!
infernalpants 0
**** yes 97
Whenbearsregin 0
It's worse when you can give directions to tje nearest reagent vendor but not the nearest 7-11.
wifegamer 0
Really as long as you know how to limit your playing time, WoW is no different than any other video game. I'm not saying there aren't people out there who DO fit the "WoW stereotype", but the majority of the people I play with are spouses and parents themselves who do know that family and real life comes first. There are people I've met that I would never have guessed they play WoW because they lead a very social life and there are people that I can tell from across the room are "WoW nerds". I myself love WoW but I also know how to limit my time online and get out in the real world.
kemar7856 0
world of warcraft sucks idk how ppl play that all day
Shadow_Phantom 26
Your spelling sucks; I don't know how you can look at it all day.
drew123456 0
That's cool man
subieguy 0
to 138 I started playing it and hated it. maybe you have trouble with girls but don't become another 45 year old man who lives alone wishing he was someone else. take the challenge of real life.