Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
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hippityhopp 2
Should've said "you must have been the girl he cheated on me with."
beddington 7
No, should've said "this is your future", soon he won't remember you either."
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Comments (212)
dancinwookie 21
Nope, I know this trick. It's a classic "mind-****" move
JennyND19 0
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lawrahhh 1
Perhaps he did it on purpose to avoid any awkwardness between you & new gf?
Mikep976 4
You should have said, "you can't remember my name do you want to know you baby's name."
lo0ovebug 0
I'm sure he didn't forget, he probably pretended to for her benefit; three years is a long time to date someone and you would seemingly pose a threat to the "new girlfriend" . He also could have very well just been frazzled and nervous.
TColby 12
So sad...
bkwopper 0
O ya this guy sure sounds like a real jerk ... That was sarcasm god forbid he has a minor brain fart, all you chicks that are calling this guy an ass remember it was his EX you stuck up bitches!
AmbrosiaWriter 17
His Ex that he dated for THREE YEARS and had only been broken up with for A FEW MONTHS. Screw off.
matt120784 0
Apparently to him you didn't date for three years, just had sex for three years.
legresley85 1
Adding insult to injury most likely.
mrsayuso 0
Just be happy that now he is HER problem :) move on sweet heart :) you deserve better.