Today, I accidentally left my Nintendo 3DS at the barbershop, so I rushed back to get it. The 60-year-old barber had destroyed it with a hammer, saying it was a weapon of the devil. I was gone 5 minutes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML
Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML
Today, I finally got my hands on a Nintendo Switch. While unboxing it, I left the room to get a pair of scissors. When I came back, most of the box contents were missing and my little brother was standing there. It has been about 5 hours and I still haven't been able to find anything. FML
Today, while playing Mario Wonder on my Switch, I missed a very simple jump at the end of a level and in response, slammed my foot down, hard. Unfortunately, my foot collided with a loose beam on my desk, causing it to break. My dad found out and told my mom, and now they've taken away my Switch for the day. FML
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
Today, I put my travel cup of coffee on the shelf behind me while getting a haircut. When I left, I picked up my coffee and cell phone. A block later, the barber had chased me down to get his cell phone back. Yep, I had two phones in my pocket. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the barber's chair so many times that he got mad and "accidentally" sprayed water on my face. FML
Today, I had to purchase a new flat screen TV for the bar I work at. Last night I was dared to break an ashtray against the wall. I completely missed the wall and smashed the screen of the new TV they bought last month. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
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TheUnforgiven 8
That's destruction of property
MidnaLink 35
I’d be making the ****** pay for damages.
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user53658 15
So, your next haircut(s) will be free of charge?
saffy66 34
I’m guessing OP probably wants to avoid the crazy guy with the hammer - and the nice sharp scissors!
ChakatBlackstar 29
Why is there doubt about the S? Just how expensive are your haircuts?
Gabbz737 12
no he'll probably **** up their hair from now on
MidnaLink 35
I’d be making the ****** pay for damages.
TheUnforgiven 8
That's destruction of property
manb91uk 22
Well... Its a simple enough mistake... A lot of people think that 666 is the number of the beast, but 3 is the Devils Sigil
Donut_Wizard 23
Mario kart does destroy friendships.
bluhbluhbluh 14
I don't know. sounds more like a wreck it Ralph situation.
ThatEmoBoy 26
No monopoly ruins friendship
Robin Irwin Simpson 9
You know
BurnInDemonFire 39
Did he use a regular hammer, or a Golden Hammer? Was his brother involved?
RichardPencil 32
He probably thought it was a recording device, and you were trying to catch them ridiculing your bad haircut.
GMSP 18
Ah yes, book of Idiot, line 22: "He fell from heaven, 3DS in hand..."
ChakatBlackstar 29
He must still be sour about the PS Vita loosing to the 3DS.
DanielleinDC 34
I hope you sue him and find a new barber.