Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
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hippityhopp 2
Should've said "you must have been the girl he cheated on me with."
beddington 7
No, should've said "this is your future", soon he won't remember you either."
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Comments (212)
hateevryone 15
he did that on purpose. he's a prick
kayleeanne 0
He probably did it on purpose for his new girlfriend. Jerk.
GLiseeyy 1
Why do you care so much?
cocosweetie 0
Honestly, sounds like something my ex would do.
terran36 0
i would have walked up to him and say its over for cheating with that "ugly" other girl,and keep making the girl think ur his gf,chances are,she'll believe it and break up with him
jaccq 2
maybe he did that to protect you from his current girlfriend? like maybe he knows that his current girlfriend is a jealous bitch and if she found out that you are his ex-girlfriend, she might do something to you
heyred 11
He probably wanted to pretend that he was SO over you by forgetting your name. People that childish shouldn't reproduce.
cykedelic 1
He's Just Not That Into You...that movie really pisses me off but it's truely insane how many convoluted excuses women can make for why a guy does something. As much as I'd love to think he still likes you and was covering in front of the new girl, truth is, he's probably just an asshole. Either excuse makes him a bad person. Brush it off and walk away the better woman!
anthonydude 9
He probably did it on purpose.
myurlbriii 9
Maybe he had told her about you in the past and didn't want to let on it was you.