Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss sitting out in front of my house, telling me she wants to work things out. She's been there all day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML
Today, a soon-to-be-ex co-worker flew into a rage when she saw she wasn't on the schedule for next week. The boss told her it's because she quit. She reminded the boss she wants to keep working part-time. My new job is inventing tasks for her to do to keep her calm. FML
Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML
Today, after years of listening to my coworker complaining about everything in her life, including her job, I finally stood up to her and bitched at her for complaining and not doing anything about it. She went to my boss, and now it's in my job description to listen to her when she complains. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, my boss explained that the company will be letting me go. She got so upset that she couldn't leave her office and I had to console her. I had to make her feel less sad for laying me off. FML
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Riceball_fml 0
She sounds more like a crazy ex than a crazy boss.
AnimeAddict 0
Call the police or ask for a raise
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Comments (97)
JustStayHome 0
Lmao. Sounds like a crazy ex-girlfriend. Did you sleep with her? You deserve it if you did, but if you didn't, make the best of her being desperate!
doubleAbattery 0
Are you sure she was talking about your job?
tarheel22893 0
Call the cops and say someone is on your property that you have asked to leave, refuses to, and is harassing you
Ub3r_Crippl3 0
? Well maybe not FML then, maybe you could "negotiate", and then negotiate a very high salary? If she's that desperate, you have a lot of leverage.
evlbb2 2
Wait. Shes your boss. If she likes you that much to sit in front of your house all day, Im pretty sure you can get some good conditions and negotiations in before you go back. I mean she doesnt do this for everyone that quits right. {hopefully she doesnt. otherwise its just weird.]
AlexZB 0
well if she's hot....
TrAnMu 0
this one made me laugh
n0lovesongs 0
Yep, laughed out loud at this one : )
purple990 0
bow chicka bow wow
jc21_fml 1
you should negotiate a sweet deal! , like fresh cookies everyday, or something sweet like that, or more money, but i think cookies would be ****** awesome. i have spoken.
iFruit 0
YDI for having a job. Hahaha I've been dying to say that!