Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss sitting out in front of my house, telling me she wants to work things out. She's been there all day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML
Today, a soon-to-be-ex co-worker flew into a rage when she saw she wasn't on the schedule for next week. The boss told her it's because she quit. She reminded the boss she wants to keep working part-time. My new job is inventing tasks for her to do to keep her calm. FML
Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML
Today, after years of listening to my coworker complaining about everything in her life, including her job, I finally stood up to her and bitched at her for complaining and not doing anything about it. She went to my boss, and now it's in my job description to listen to her when she complains. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, my boss explained that the company will be letting me go. She got so upset that she couldn't leave her office and I had to console her. I had to make her feel less sad for laying me off. FML
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Top comments
Riceball_fml 0
She sounds more like a crazy ex than a crazy boss.
AnimeAddict 0
Call the police or ask for a raise
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Comments (97)
hmmkay 0
Creepy but atleast you know you did a good job
Kataie 3
Demand a huge raise. Or just call the police.
CFR 0
Did you sleep with her or something? If so YDI. If not, do as everyone else is suggesting and make this work to your advantage >=)
BikerMike 0
If you are a man and your ex boss is a woman and she is waiting outside your house - tell her the only way that you will come back is if you can **** her in the ass, then take your dirty dick and stick it in her mouth and blow your wad all over her face.
xHaniffax 0
OMG WHO DOES THAT!?!?
dany_luvs_music 0
this is too hilarious! you were either an excellent employee, shes in love with you, or she cant find someone to replace you x]
FPsLife 5
Don't quit her! She's not quitting you!
i_love_fml_11 0
yeah i'd ask for a raise. obviously she wants you back so it might be the perfect time to work out anything that was going wrong AND get a raise lol
DemonicAngel151 0
LOL? damn XD
brandnewyou 0
lol that's funny..you should just go back there.