Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss sitting out in front of my house, telling me she wants to work things out. She's been there all day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML
Today, a soon-to-be-ex co-worker flew into a rage when she saw she wasn't on the schedule for next week. The boss told her it's because she quit. She reminded the boss she wants to keep working part-time. My new job is inventing tasks for her to do to keep her calm. FML
Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML
Today, after years of listening to my coworker complaining about everything in her life, including her job, I finally stood up to her and bitched at her for complaining and not doing anything about it. She went to my boss, and now it's in my job description to listen to her when she complains. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, my boss explained that the company will be letting me go. She got so upset that she couldn't leave her office and I had to console her. I had to make her feel less sad for laying me off. FML
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Riceball_fml 0
She sounds more like a crazy ex than a crazy boss.
AnimeAddict 0
Call the police or ask for a raise
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Comments (97)
SookMauNoots 0
whats with the shitty fmls
xXHoNoRXx 0
have sex with her and try to get your pay increased if you come back
saa994 0
some people have morals, ya know.
cheeter 0
thats awsome! Just try to get a raise or a promotion!
Jinxed_Muse 0
Thats adorable. This is when you really let her grovel. But if she starts really stalking you... move to Canada
lettertjes 0
Well if she needs you that bad she can give you your job back with a double salary, flexible working hours, etc etc, right?
uuuuuuuuuug 0
what kind of job did you have for her to be so desperate to get you back?
Thor_5 0
If she would stand in your yard i would milk it for all its worth. get more money and a higher position.
Camer0ne 0
Open the front door and drop your pants. Either way she reacts, it works out in your favor.
dadoctors 2
Why would you quit your job....oh wait, I'm guessing you're just going to sit on unemployment for the rest of your ******* life! You are a low life dumbass!
chicabonita5683 0
Why would you give up your job when so many need them? I guess unless you found a better job. Your FML really lacks anything worth feeling sorry for you about though. I think some people would die for their employer to ask them back. Feel honored that he/she wants you back as a worker. Geesh!