Today, I put my ironing board away in the bathroom. After closing the door, I heard a loud noise. The board had opened up while falling over, taking up the width of the room. I can't open the door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, it was so windy that it started taking the door off its hinges. The door now won't close all the way. I can't leave until someone comes to fix it. FML
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Today, I was unloading things into a hotel. As I went to get a bag out in the hallway, the room door closed and I had no key. When I knocked and asked my family to let me back in, no one answered. The doors are clearly not soundproof. I could hear them debating whether or not to let me back in. FML
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mandadarling 10
oh the irony..
DocBastard 40
I don't think that's what happened at all. I think you're just too weak to push the door open. You should go pump some iron. That pun was weak. Like you.
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Comments (184)
jackol9 4
How IRONIC..
The_Hitdude 12
Okay, the pun was bad enough the first two times someone said it, but now I'm going to start punching people.
olpally 33
Oh, the irony! *gets punched in face by the hitdude* *back to my cave I go*
THE_A_TEEN 28
IRONY, IRONY, IRRRROOOOOONNNNNNYYYYYYYY!
MichellinMan 20
IT'S NOT ******* FUNNY ANYMORE
Awsumuzzie 12
How ironic... You don't see the irony in saying " how ironic".
ClaremoreZebra 8
No, the irony is clear, it's just extremely annoying when that pun gets repeated all the time. Also, you should punctuate your sentences on here, if you don't it's just asking for hate.
jerseyboy732 16
looks like your boarded out
olpally 33
Boarded in?!?
jerseyboy732 16
she's stuck OUTside her bathroom. not inside
olpally 33
Oops... *goes back to cave*
Michael_92 20
That was sooo lame it made me laugh lol
krysxkatastrophe 14
Why would you pit your ironing board in the bathroom in the first place?
evilplatypus 39
Because it makes more sense than the dining room? Our bathroom closet has a built in spot for the ironing board.
krysxkatastrophe 14
I don't know where you've been living, but my bathroom closet at every home I've lived at has shelves. Ironing boards are generally in the laundry room. Why put an iron where there's lots of water?
Kurochrome 17
16 - Op's from France and I don't know that it's true there, but a lot the homes I've seen here in Germany have the Master bathroom double as a laundry room.
MaryPoppins88 14
Just take off the door by unscrewing the hinges or if you have a window and can get that open
jerseyboy732 16
since her bathroom door opens inward the hinges would be on the side she can't get to
xii_clueless 0
If chu got a backyard and a shovel, Then youre good c:
kooochris1995 14
Chu?
allard 14
Bless you.
KVKdragon 26
Try unscrewing the hinges with a screwdriver. And if you can't do that, start sawing/separating/breaking the hinges from the door :P
porcupineattack1 5
The sink should be used for number one. However, number 2 may pose an issue.
ceilingfans 1
Garbage disposal.
Trisha_aus 15
Do you know any big blokes who could help? Try asking your neighbor
icallbullshit 3
She should use her GIRLLLLLL POWAAAA!
monique8axel 6
Lol bucket time
mk58 31
Just go in the sink for number 1 and for number 2, go to Walmart like the other person who posted an FML a few days ago.