Today, I put my ironing board away in the bathroom. After closing the door, I heard a loud noise. The board had opened up while falling over, taking up the width of the room. I can't open the door. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, it was so windy that it started taking the door off its hinges. The door now won't close all the way. I can't leave until someone comes to fix it. FML
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Today, I was unloading things into a hotel. As I went to get a bag out in the hallway, the room door closed and I had no key. When I knocked and asked my family to let me back in, no one answered. The doors are clearly not soundproof. I could hear them debating whether or not to let me back in. FML
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Top comments
mandadarling 10
oh the irony..
DocBastard 40
I don't think that's what happened at all. I think you're just too weak to push the door open. You should go pump some iron. That pun was weak. Like you.
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Comments (184)
kaahanui89 1
Hope u don't like in a 2 storie house and ur bathroom is upstairs... Thank would definetly suck. BIG TIME!!!!!
jerseyboy732 16
she could always use a ladder... now what would suck is if she had a finished basement and the bathroom was down there
raaawwwrrZ 8
Like in a two storie house? The ****
ClaremoreZebra 8
She's Asians. The keys are too small for her to type correctly. :)
ssnowywinter 0
This thought just came to me, but now you have a successful way to hide in case someone breaks into your house or something, OP.
nessaface25 14
so... instead of calling for help you are posting it on FML? smart.
nessaface25 14
Ooops misread it. I thought u got stuck INSIDE. now THAT would b an fml
KiddNYC1O 22
I rather be stuck in a bathroom than stuck without one.
mk58 31
Really? But, there's no food in the average bathroom!
kshafer08 7
Sounds like your gonna need either a new door or drill a hole big enough in the door to fit a pipe through and move the ironing board out of the way, then plaster over the holes.
Ugi 27
If you can get the door open a little then make a hook (say from a wire coat-hanger) tie it to a string and throw it over the door. If you can hook the board and pull it up then you will be able to open the door. Or just move house.
angelfishey 3
I hope you have more than one bathroom...
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Why is Noor getting thumbed down so much lately?
OfficeNinja 5
Now that is funny. You are going to have to remove the door from the hinges.
jerseyboy732 16
over-doing the ninjas
llamafish 25
The ninjas don't like her constant disclosure of their activities.