Today, I put my ironing board away in the bathroom. After closing the door, I heard a loud noise. The board had opened up while falling over, taking up the width of the room. I can't open the door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, it was so windy that it started taking the door off its hinges. The door now won't close all the way. I can't leave until someone comes to fix it. FML
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Today, I was unloading things into a hotel. As I went to get a bag out in the hallway, the room door closed and I had no key. When I knocked and asked my family to let me back in, no one answered. The doors are clearly not soundproof. I could hear them debating whether or not to let me back in. FML
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mandadarling 10
oh the irony..
DocBastard 40
I don't think that's what happened at all. I think you're just too weak to push the door open. You should go pump some iron. That pun was weak. Like you.
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Comments (184)
yaya1213 6
Why would you put an ironing board in the bathroom?
failureusername 12
Sorry about the multiple posts everyone I had a bad connection, I honestly didn't mean to do that. *passes out apology cookies*
marscm55 11
If you can open the door a bit you can stick a broom stick towards the iron board and push it up so you can enter the room.
Holy_ish 19
That's Genius! I would be the dumb ass to kick the door down lol
ssahib 0
Take out the door handle
HighasaCloud 46
Yes, because removing the handle will automatically make the ironing board get up from in front of the door...
monique8axel 6
You need to go incredible hulk on the thing
kingchelsea 3
i love this comment. the thing. lol
xleanne_aLly 23
Awe that's sucks.. how are you gonna take a shit? Did you get that door open yet?
virginiatech2 6
How many bathrooms do you have?
DaniAngel 7
And you sent this in from your phone... Is there no one you can call??
Twinkletoejam 2
Why do you close you bathroom door?
Platinum_Pie 4
why is your bathroom so small?