Anonymous
New Iberia, United States
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Splat!
Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
Screwed in Seattle
United States
Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
Anonymous
Stamford, United States
Failed the taste test
Today, I was feeling nauseous so I decided to take some Pepto Bismol. However, the fake cherry flavor immediately made me vomit all over the kitchen floor. FML
Mc2013
United States
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
addie19
United States
Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML
anon
United States
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
anonymiss
Canada
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
Preggo
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
cmoney6452
United States
Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
Down the hatch
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
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elephantsarecute 16
This is possibly the shortest FML I've ever seen.
worldclassrager 41
Oh the irony!
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Comments (89)
jackiesells 2
That was me during pregnancy... Better get checked!
awilliams44 9
oh dang time to choke that sucker down hahahaha jaykay
rockydify 22
Been there, done that. At least it tastes nice.
ivydindy13 14
That's gross.
pmccorkle 1
Prego? lol. I am, and I have this issue too...I too am in LA as well.
live2loveurself 11
I used to do that every time I took one as a kid so my parents had to put it in a different way ..
scoutforlillies 5
Shit! I did that a few times when I was pregnant.
Draconus1984 1
Well you can always take it up the ass.
Nonibird 6
Hello OP. I have a stomach condition that causes me to vomit on a semi-regular basis and I've tried several anti-nausea medications. The best one I've found is Ondansetron, I never experienced any side effects, it is generally considered safe for pregnant people (one of my sisters had it prescribed for her morning sickness), and best part- dissolves under the tongue. Usually starts working in 10-15 minutes, and as long as you can keep it in your mouth for about 30 seconds, it's in. You can't throw that sucker up.
FalconWhitaker 20
I was going to suggest something like this. There's a similar product in the UK called Motillium – just melts in your mouth and you can't puke it up. Best thing for when you're feeling nauseous. That and putting something cold on the back of your neck. Sounds weird, but it helps.
Anarchy66 16
Time for a suppository
invalid240 9
Wow, FYL.