Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Splat!
Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
Failed the taste test
Today, I was feeling nauseous so I decided to take some Pepto Bismol. However, the fake cherry flavor immediately made me vomit all over the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML
Down the hatch
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
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elephantsarecute 16
This is possibly the shortest FML I've ever seen.
worldclassrager 41
Oh the irony!
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thebryceinator 5
Totally irony
Korra_fml 23
i literally did the EXACT same thing on the same date stamped at the bottom of this FML. stupid zofran doesnt work >.<
slapsface 10
Siiiick
Eternity49 13
This could be my fml lol, can't take nausea meds because they make me nauseous.
Raym0ndm 2
Irony... just Irony...
goingup82 2
Purely out of medical curiosity, did it say on the ebottle of the pill container "suppository"? This isn't meant to be funny, some people don't read the directions and there are quite a few types of anti-nasuea medicines that are not taken oraly so that they can't be thrown up.
sprints54 19
Ya I do that all the time when I get my TBI migraines big whoop
ajk8296 7
That actually happened to me once!
Ki11erC 18
Wasn't that it didn't work it just hadn't had time to be absorbed.
SarajanSiva 2
Actually it happend to me 3 times today