Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Splat!
Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
Failed the taste test
Today, I was feeling nauseous so I decided to take some Pepto Bismol. However, the fake cherry flavor immediately made me vomit all over the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML
Down the hatch
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
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elephantsarecute 16
This is possibly the shortest FML I've ever seen.
worldclassrager 41
Oh the irony!
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cyberprincess 5
idk if you are a female but thats happened to me with all the pills I was given by my doctor because I throw up when I'm on my period and can't hold ANYTHING down not even water I suggest you ask for pills that melt under your tongue they usually work for me, good luck
noreallywhat 17
Suppository
scottyrocks123 21
I puked up pepto bismol once. Not that fun
snydeeli000 27
Always happens to me when I get migraines and my mom won't get me a different kind
SouthernLady12 13
Sorry op... I did that while pregnant so I feel for you. Try some green tea with lemon or honey it helped me settle my stomach. Hope you feel better soon.
Legendary721 4
how could 830 of you guys actually hit the "you deserved it" button
HJKM_fml 19
That's why some people need to get it through an IV Wait it out for a bit, but go to the ER if it's not better in the morning or if you have a super high fever then go now. Feel better.
nchic01 17
aw that sucks! i was just sick, so I know your pain
buttcramp 21
I don't understand why anyone voted that OP deserved this lol no one deserves this! I guess water, chicken noodle soup, and saltines for you, OP.
wk903 4
cannabis reduces nausea