Anonymous
New Iberia, United States
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Splat!
Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
Screwed in Seattle
United States
Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
Anonymous
Stamford, United States
Failed the taste test
Today, I was feeling nauseous so I decided to take some Pepto Bismol. However, the fake cherry flavor immediately made me vomit all over the kitchen floor. FML
Mc2013
United States
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
addie19
United States
Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML
anon
United States
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
anonymiss
Canada
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
Preggo
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
cmoney6452
United States
Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
Down the hatch
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
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elephantsarecute 16
This is possibly the shortest FML I've ever seen.
worldclassrager 41
Oh the irony!
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Bulldozer36 21
If it was immediately after swallowing I'm not surprised. It takes 20-30 minutes for most pills to dissolve in your stomach.
coried91 28
I feel like a dirty person. I read the first part of your comment completely wrong...
smokecloud_ 37
I went back and reread 11's comment after yours, and I must say I like it much better. xD
chutney_02 22
I would say take another one but...
patsyd 4
that was the advice on the pamphlet I got when I travelled to India.
Pleonasm 36
Fraudulent medicine really makes me sick.
ComoEsJuan 24
The only logical thing to do would be break up with it. So, OP, I hope you mean "EX-pill".
ivydindy13 14
You could try snorting it. But that might cause you to sneeze... Hmmm
tomwantssnow 14
... Or have to go to the hospital
paigexox0 37
They never work for me either :(
perdix 31
Try it as a suppository. It probably won't help, but you might learn to like putting things up your butt.
coried91 28
I now have to clean soda off of my phone screen and pray that it doesn't get ****** up. Thank you for that sir.
SgtAssCheeks 21
What if she ***** that suppository one as well?
Kuro_Kamen 12
Better yet she could have diarrhea too.
MartiOan 8
I'm sorry but you kind of deserve it for drinking while reading potentially funny stuff.
blackonblight 33
I knew someone would suggest it, glad it was someone who could put in a clever twist.
savannaharstill 8
Well did you eat before taking it? YDI
Sports_guy3 28
How the hell is this YDI?
tellyc 27
The irony
karlcolt45 19
did your pregnant pharmacist girlfriend give it to you?
coried91 28
What the hell does growing up have to do with this FML? They don't sound immature anywhere in their story.