Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I asked the restaurant manager if he could arrange to deliver an engagement ring to me and my girlfriend with our desserts. Desserts came, no ring. That guy wasn’t the manager, just a guy in a suit who legged it with my ring. FML
Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML
Today, a waiter fucked up by bringing a dessert with engagement ring to our table. My girlfriend started crying and saying, "Yes Yes Yes!" The look on her face when she had to take the ring off and give it back to the other woman… She’s now giving me the silent treatment, even though I did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, the waiter took the cake with the engagement ring to another table. By the time he'd figured out his mistake, the other couple had left, with the ring. I demanded the security footage, and the couple didn’t just get up and go, they full on snuck out, making sure no one saw them. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Or she swallowed it. Just wait a day or so to make sure. Toilet proposals are cute too.
little_star78 13
What makes someone think they can get away with something like that? The restaurant she works for would obviously have all her info, it wouldn't be that hard for the police to track her down. Sorry op :( hope you get the ring back or at least had it insured.
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Comments (114)
sexual_girl 15
I think the ring in the food is an awful way to propose (no girl wants a ring put on her finger that's covered in cake or something), but you still don't deserve it. If you redo the proposal I would suggest another method.. Good luck OP!
BigDan925 9
wouldn't you have realized the ring was missing before leaving the restaurant? you should have reported the problem to get manager.
skyeyez9 25
Doubt she swallowed it. You would notice if a ring was in your mouth or it scraping your esophagus as it made its way down. The waitress stole it.
lvg_fml 10
If she ate the whole thing and the ring wasn't there what did you do. Was the waitress still there? Did you confront her? I'm sure you didn't just pay the bill and leave?
graphicstyle7 17
First off, that's a very, very bad idea. I've heard so many stories about people choking or breaking a tooth while someone tried to give them the ring in some food. Second... er, did you tell her to check her, er, y'know, for the ring? She could of swallowed it. If not, then you need to talk to the owner of the restaurant and call the police.
celinadepp 21
Damn, FYL. I hope you notified management and got your ring back.
TonyDobiii 5
Yea or she may have swallowed it I guess you will have to look in the toilet when she is done
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Maybe she just swallowed the ring? Make sure you talk to the manager though.
choslayer 20
hi
Pandaburr1 15
this is why we can never have nice things...