Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "Yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were then escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot." I never knew clapping was a crime. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, I was out to lunch when someone in the distance proposed to his partner. She said yes, everyone clapped and cheered. I, on the other hand, burst into tears and couldn't stop bawling for about half an hour. I'm a 32 year-old man and didn't even know the happy couple. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML
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T_BERG 0
congrats but y a food court?
njwrestler171 0
ahh screw them CONGRADS
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dan81892 2
that's not really a FML, that's epic and something you'll probably remember for the rest of your lives.
josieless 0
181... it would appear 178 has a broken 't' button that wont type in lower case... don't think they mean to do it. Lay off..
ChrmnMa0 0
Where the hell was this? Communist China? I call bullshit!!
laleona 0
the food court? seriously? damn.
special890 0
a food court? really?
vehemently 0
A food court? Lmao. Did you propose while getting your Burger King order or something? XDD Congrats on your engagement anyways, though! =D
alwaysalady 0
crazy awesome.
ELEPHANTRA 0
"Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the mall. FML." AT THE MALL? Why on earth would anyone do that to a girl?
nicoooface 0
at a food court?? c'mon.
the_space_pope 2
Congrats! But I have to agree with those who question the location. A mall? Worse yet: the food court in a mall? It would have been one thing if you guys were at a place like Tiffany's and you were like, "Hey _______(insert name). I bet if I got you something here you would like to have your mouth on my peenie for the rest of our lives..." And shazam! The ring comes out. But in front of like a Sbarro (how do you even pronounce that?) or Golden Wok or Rubios... "Hey Babe, how's that fish burrito? Delicious? Mmmm...well I got something to ask you..." "No I will not go down on you in the toilet. F*** off with that." "Baby, I wanted to ask if you would marry me." "Oh this is the best fish burrito I have ever had. I have a crush on every boy."