Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "Yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were then escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot." I never knew clapping was a crime. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, I was out to lunch when someone in the distance proposed to his partner. She said yes, everyone clapped and cheered. I, on the other hand, burst into tears and couldn't stop bawling for about half an hour. I'm a 32 year-old man and didn't even know the happy couple. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML
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Top comments
T_BERG 0
congrats but y a food court?
njwrestler171 0
ahh screw them CONGRADS
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Comments (504)
ramdoodle45 0
you're so lame, who proposes in a food court, that's like proposing to someone in a mcdonalds and getting kicked out because you were holding up the line at the drive thru because of it. sounds like you're one big hick.
evanescence_fml 7
you proposed in a FOOD COURT?
magelet 0
Wow, those mall cops were sure on a power trip.
hahahawow 0
Congrats! good thing she didn't say no- that would have been a real riot! makes a really funny story anyway.
pavela 0
Well at least you'll have a cute story to tell from now on. And she said yes! It's not so bad.
emptyego 0
People must have been ridiculously psyched for her to accept. Were they moshing or something? Clapping isn't a riot! lol
skyschaeffer 0
you proposed in a mall food court?
Otium_fml 3
Ouuuu, That must have sucked. Anyway, Congratulations~
ithappens234 0
"...today my boyfriend proposed to me in a food court. FML "
RichF_CT 0
WHY WOULD YOU PROPOSE AT A MALL? Seriously, is this the BEST idea you could come up with?