Anonymous
United States
Today, I pretended to go for a run to impress someone on AIM. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nekoneko
United States
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Diane
Toronto, Canada
Classic
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Anonymous
Desperation
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Out of shape
Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
Holly
United States
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
nolife
Richmond, United States
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
toiletgirl
United States
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get ready for a party, and that everyone was expecting me there. I spent the rest of the night playing The Sims. FML
lonelynessinCA
United States
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
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lovex3vee 0
instead of posting this fml, you should've actually gone on a run. sounds like you could use it if posting it on aim will impress people
5t3ff1k4h 47
...How exactly does this impress someone on AIM? I highly doubt they'd care. YDI for using AIM, anyway.
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Comments (181)
FFML_314 12
Well now you can't come on FML and tell all the hotties about how "active" you are. Good job OP! You should have stayed hidden behind your computer, with all your dirty little secrets. You would have had us all fooled. O_o
Jsalcedo23 0
at te top!
Jsalcedo23 0
6 nice pic btw
Hwikek 2
What's AIM?
debbiess 0
AIM is to chat, like yahoo IM or skype
FFML_314 12
AOL instant messenger.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
don't listen to those two liars. AIM = Anal Insertion Magnets. It's this New New-Age device for increasing your recatl/colonic health. Their users tout their efficacy, but admit to one downside: if they get to close to a man who takes both Viagra/Cialis and supplements his iron intake....
Trollz4daLULZ 2
*rectal *too ****!
FFML_314 12
****! I was going to correct you! Damn you and your speedy fingers.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
You are the first female to curse my speedy fingers.
FFML_314 12
Certainly won't be the last. ;]
debbiess 0
it's funny because "you are pretending to go for a run to impress somebody on AIM" YDI for being a fat lazy ass!!!
nentenkupo 19
Wherein the female does it say he's fat. I wanna know.
chicknugget5 4
then go run fat ass. it's people like you that make creepers like lady gaga cuz ur fat.
punjabi44 0
#6 is that u in the pic?
chevyygirl 0
hahah woww thats really sad you have to lie about that
janelly16 7
if that's the only way you think you can impress someone then you are a failure
ohthebloodygore 16
31- A lot of guys seem to wanna see the picture but you do have a point. I'm dating a girl myself but cover up please, it's too much whether it be a gay or straight couple.