Anonymous
United States
Today, I pretended to go for a run to impress someone on AIM. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nekoneko
United States
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Diane
Toronto, Canada
Classic
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Anonymous
Desperation
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Out of shape
Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
Holly
United States
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
nolife
Richmond, United States
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
toiletgirl
United States
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get ready for a party, and that everyone was expecting me there. I spent the rest of the night playing The Sims. FML
lonelynessinCA
United States
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
Top comments
lovex3vee 0
instead of posting this fml, you should've actually gone on a run. sounds like you could use it if posting it on aim will impress people
5t3ff1k4h 47
...How exactly does this impress someone on AIM? I highly doubt they'd care. YDI for using AIM, anyway.
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Comments (181)
XxdezuhrayxX 0
haha dummy
rileykins 0
why pretend when you can actually do it?
Jonsey92 0
54-ur hot
rileykins 0
so are you. ;D
CallMeHush 1
I bet you beat your 2 mile time also.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
actualy there are many abrevations for the word really, and sadly abreivation isnt an abrevation for abrevation because it is too long to be an abrevation
C00lKidK 0
it doesn't make any sense to me when the person on aim can't see yoh
chippa 24
This is a great FML. xD Short and sweet.
superbadd 0
LFAO
superbadd 0
lmfao* I FAIL
NorcalOunce 0
nah. you were laughing for an orangutan :D
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for using AIM. YDI for caring what people think. Get off your lazy ass and go for a run fah rillz (an abliviration of "fur reelz").
omega802 0
I'm impressed
blahzz 4
Doesn't take much does it? lol.
Icey_dan1 0
fail