Today, I was coaching at a swim meet. I heard a few of my swimmers screaming about a huge wasp on my head, so I told everyone to stay calm because we didn't want to upset the wasp. Unfortunately, I was interrupted by another coach from our team hitting me repeatedly on the head with a clipboard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
Today, my swim coach had me swim a 400 meter freestyle. Feeling a little sick near the end, I lifted my head to breathe, then burped, and threw up violently all in the pool. All my team mates screamed horrified running out of the pool, and now they have to drain it. I was told not to come back. FML
Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML
Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Today, my "friends" who know very well that I am terrified of bees forced me to face my fears, despite my protesting. As my "friends" watched and laughed while I tried to keep calm, a wasp showed up and scared me half to death, thereby angering the other bees. My face looked like a giant raspberry after the fact. FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I was at a swim meet. I was on a relay team and I was the anchor. My team was in 1st. I was ready to dive in when I saw my tampon string was hanging out of my suit. I freaked, slid off the block, and fell on top of the guy before me and gave him a concussion. We got DQed for a false start FML
Today, I was in swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your love life! Swim, bitch!" FML
Today, while riding a roller coaster, I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough, it somehow managed to survive and fall down my shirt. It crawled around and stung me a few times before the ride ended. FML
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Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
Sounds like that bugged you.
FmyLinNY 0
Wow, you're an idiot. That's like saying, "Run onto the field in the middle of a football game." Plus, coaches are fully clothed and probably have a cellphone, timer, or some other electronic equipment on them. Not to mention that would be completely unnecessary anyway, the wasp would've probably flown away in a few seconds.
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Comments (70)
Freeze_fml 17
Sounds like that bugged you.
ohthebloodygore 16
Did he get it?
Freeze_fml 17
I dunno.
everhood111 0
Lool
epr 0
is the clipboard okay?
Freeze_fml 17
I dunno.
SoundnVasion 0
ydi for possibly having something on your head that attracts wasps causing a wasps yo land on your head causing your coach to hit you on the head with a clipboard
Freeze_fml 17
I dunno. I mean, I'm responding to the people replying to me. I'm so popular.
BoyFromTheFuture 0
u got owned. It's like that scene from home alone where marv tries to kill the tarantula with a crowbar. except it's a clipboard... get it.
Freeze_fml 17
No, you got owned. I don't get it.
MyChemical_fml 0
Haha I get it... Marv was hilarious :3
TheOptimist 0
Freeze, you forgot to reply to number twelve. He's anxiously awaiting your reply.
ladiesman14 0
i would have shoved that clipboard up the coaches spinchter.
FFML_314 12
Your life has a lot of meaning Freeze. OP, at least you didn't rear end anyone. :/
kewlster1 0
tagaaaaaaa!!
Nena713 0
Why are there a lot of wasp fmls? Yes freeze, you can go ahead and answer that question. That question is meant for anybody.
skroal 7
YDI for being at a swim meet when all the swimmers screamed about a wasp being on your head, then you telling them to calm down so they wouldn't upset the wasp, then unfortunately getting hit in the head repeatedly with a clipboard by another coach.
Freeze_fml 17
skroal, are you Trollz4daLULZ's butt buddy?
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
35- Exactly what I was thinking. I don't like hating on people either but this guys starting to get annoying bc he does that on a lot of the FML's. :(
FFML_314 12
I will trade places with him. He can now die in a fire.
racerapj 10
32 - I dunno but people getting owned by them is lulz worthy
Cjw1220 0
FREEZE IS ******* AWESOME! Oh my god, i'm sorry. That has never happened to me before...
wowmomurcool 0
wow this sounds sooo wrong if you have a dirty mind like I do o.0
glen12 0
"oh no I got hit over the head by a clipboard trying to kill a wasp that may sting me dozens of times on my skull!" man the **** up, could b alot worse. and wouldn't u feel it land on yr head?
swimmerstud 7
maybe the kids where lying and playing a joke. your team is winning and te other coach decided to take the chance and hit u with the clipboard.
astarwarsfan 0
it seems like the coach's pride (puts on sunglasses) wasn't the only thing wounded yeah, that was kinda lame
karmaSUCKS321453 0
does nobody else get that freeze is trying to put an end to douchebags replying to 1 to be on top??
MhP_fml 0
other coach epic win
jadeasian 0
hahaha seriously made me lol haha hehe funny...
v8rax 0
bahahahaha at 42
steierr 7
lmao
yougotitgood 4
jump in the water dumbass
Roflmaaark 0
That's what I thought.
swimmerstud 7
he couldn't, the kids would be swimming. might land on one of them.
FmyLinNY 0
Wow, you're an idiot. That's like saying, "Run onto the field in the middle of a football game." Plus, coaches are fully clothed and probably have a cellphone, timer, or some other electronic equipment on them. Not to mention that would be completely unnecessary anyway, the wasp would've probably flown away in a few seconds.
spinkykitty1990 0
ur an idiot the wasp will stay above the water till he comes up for air...learn about wildlife before assuming u know what to do
swiftcreek2007 0
haha and take that bitch.! wham.!
_princess61522_ 0
hahahaa(:
zimbry 0
aww the poor wasp. you coulda let him just fly away and have a happy life.
luckycolors857 0
he would have if he wasn't gettin wacked in the head with a clipboard :/
Tikwichka 5
He wasn't hitting himself with the clipboard. Re-read and try again.
5t3ff1k4h 47
And what better way to knock some sense into you, OP!
water2210 0
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why didn't you let him live he only lives for like a year if it waz a boy not Evan a year you selfish jerk
Hwikek 2
Swimming! I think I love you just for mentioning my favorite sport. Not in a sexual sense though
281go 4
At least they were looking out and tying to help you........ Be grateful
o0Semper0Fi0o 0
damn, u sexy girl, ooh yeah u sexy girl mmmm
UmbraeCatervae 0
dude i love OP sum1 finally mentions swimming! ('10 NC 100 fly champ) its a sport!
Sharpie23 7
what did you go? like a 45? btw fly is my major stroke and stupid LC season is almost over, after jr nats that is...