Today, I poured my heart out into what had to be my greatest set of lyrics for my band ever, at the same time my teacher was explaining chemical changes to the class. At the end of the lecture he picked up my paper, and set it on fire to demonstrate a chemical change. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML
Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
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tinuelena 0
I am a teacher. Even if a student is not paying attention in class, I would never take their piece of paper away and set it on fire. Tell them to put it away, yes. Confiscate it for the rest of the period, yes. But destroying something of a student's is completely disrespectful. Some might argue that it's disrespectful to do other work during class, and I'd agree. However, the teacher shouldn't have taken that harsh of a measure to discipline him. Being a teacher doesn't give you license to be a bitch.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
At least your band has chemistry?
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jchansfan 0
Okay, I love music, so I don't wanna hear anyone go "You just don't understand what its like to love music balh blah blah", but the OP kinda did deserve it. I find it hard to get too sympathetic because, while it is kinda annoying, what the teacher did is also kinda funny. Plus, if the lyrics really were that truly amazing, and that much fro m the heart, I'm surprised he can't remember them. I may not be a good lyricist, but I can remember songs I wrote years ago. In fact I've got songs I started writing years ago that aren't even on paper(Actually, I think they are, but I have no idea where the notebook i used is, most of the songs were incomplete anyways...) and i still remember the lyrics to them. Jeez, I really need to get my musical act together and finish those songs... Anyways, OP, I'm sorry for your loss, but maybe in class while the teacher is speaking is a bad time to write lyrics. If they were as good as you say, hopefully they will come back to you, or maybe spome even better lyrics will... =)
Immune2ice 0
should have been paying attention in class
FritoLovesYou 0
YDI for writing shitty lyrics instead of learning.
whatulookinat 0
I'm listening to Billy Idol, I wish I could curl my lip like he does, it's sooooooo cool when he does that.
whatulookinat 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdG2JrgeWY4
therealmike 0
Knowledge of basic chemistry is extremely useful for cooking. Unless you never plan to cook for yourself, the only reason you never learned anything in chemistry that you can't apply to real life is either because you never paid attention or because you're unimaginative when it comes to applying theoretical knowledge to practical situations. In both cases, your fault, not chemistry's.
I_am_stupid_also 6
You don't study geometry so you can kick triangle ass. You don't study chemistry because they expect you will McGyver your way out of some hostage situation. The subject matter is a vehicle to study how to work logically through problems.
thefury 0
pay attention next time.
I_am_stupid_also 6
As for music and chemistry, it is well know that a large fraction of scientists are talented musicians. Music has structure and rules, and chemistry is all about that shit.
ik_im_not_funny 0
Now the way I look at it you had 2 options. 1) write lyrics in chemistry class in hope your band makes it big someday and you become rich and able to buy useful things such as meth Or 2) pay attention in chemistry and learn how to make a meth lab, that way you can become rich by selling and still have your meth, and by then you won't care about music. Personally I would have payed attention because itvis the more realistic way of getting your fix of meth. Remember kids, drugs are bad ( when you pay a lot for them).