Today, I poured my heart out into what had to be my greatest set of lyrics for my band ever, at the same time my teacher was explaining chemical changes to the class. At the end of the lecture he picked up my paper, and set it on fire to demonstrate a chemical change. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML
Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
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tinuelena 0
I am a teacher. Even if a student is not paying attention in class, I would never take their piece of paper away and set it on fire. Tell them to put it away, yes. Confiscate it for the rest of the period, yes. But destroying something of a student's is completely disrespectful. Some might argue that it's disrespectful to do other work during class, and I'd agree. However, the teacher shouldn't have taken that harsh of a measure to discipline him. Being a teacher doesn't give you license to be a bitch.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
At least your band has chemistry?
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hellobananas 0
OK, first off, your teacher is an ass. You can argue with me on this, but most teachers should at least give fair warning before confiscating something, unless they've dealt with it before in that class and everyone should know well enough not to work on anything else. In that case, YDI. Actually, YDI all around. First off, I get that everybody doesn't pay attention, and you drift off. That happens. Maybe a song came to you when you were writing notes. So FML for losing the song, but you should be able to remember it. But even if you get bored, you always make an effort to pay attention. And I also have to add some YDI because the lyrics were the best ones ever. They may have been amazing, but please, please don't say they were the greatest set of kyrics for your band. I'm not saying you said they were the greatest, but please don't brag aboput it. And laso, you knew what the teahcer was talking about. You can't do that unless you pay attention. YDI.
NotoriousMandog 0
I am too lazy to read any other comments, but from what little I read it seems like all the YDIs are addressing the fact that you're not paying attention in class. Well I take shit for notes, never study and I still ace classes, you can pay attention to a lecture and retain stuff without taking notes that make sense to anyone else. Thus FYL.
Emma_91 0
Not to mention, nobody pays attention all the time.
ilovetoeatbatman 0
When he asks for homework tell him he set it on fire. hahahahahhahahaha.
nofyourlife 0
you're probably 15 right? pay attention in school and maybe you'll actually make something of yourself, because there is a 99% chance no one will ever care about your band, and you are going to need a job.
LeeChavez 2
Screw all the haters dude. If you really want to persue music as a career, get serious about it now. You don't need four years in collage and thirteen years in public school. That's BS.
xxXChiiXxx 2
YDI. Pay attention in class, you should've written that on your own time. Besides, it won't be hard to remember the gist of the lyrics, and the rest will just come to you. :/
ohnoyouDINT 0
Seriously. Your band is awful.
ROFLDOCTOR 1
Hahahaha, your chemistry teacher is awesome. YDI. Pay attention in class.
jazzmancarron 11
**** paying attention in class, punch the ****** teacher in the face,
killerguitar007 1
Lol. Ouch