Today, I poured my heart out into what had to be my greatest set of lyrics for my band ever, at the same time my teacher was explaining chemical changes to the class. At the end of the lecture he picked up my paper, and set it on fire to demonstrate a chemical change. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML
Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
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tinuelena 0
I am a teacher. Even if a student is not paying attention in class, I would never take their piece of paper away and set it on fire. Tell them to put it away, yes. Confiscate it for the rest of the period, yes. But destroying something of a student's is completely disrespectful. Some might argue that it's disrespectful to do other work during class, and I'd agree. However, the teacher shouldn't have taken that harsh of a measure to discipline him. Being a teacher doesn't give you license to be a bitch.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
At least your band has chemistry?
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Subjectzero 0
pay attention in class. your band will never last past college and if it did, you'd make minimum wage average by doing it or it will be a hobby you do maybe once every month or 3. you deserve it and the instructor you had likely watched you writing somethig that was not notes.
Dixie_Normous 0
"Ohh you didn't pay attention in class ydi it duh duh blah blah blah" who gives a ****? All I ever did in high school was write and doodle all day, in every class. I didn't pay attention to jack shit and still graduated. And I'm in college now. And as you can see my grammar is far superior to almost everyone else in this forum. So stick that in your asshole and smoke it.
LilaBear 2
People aren't saying "you won't graduate if you don't pay attention in class", they're saying "you deserve to have your paper burnt if you're not concentrating in class". I spent half my time in highschool writing notes in the back of my book to my friends who sat beside me, or doodling on the class hand-out, but I can admit it would have been my own fault if I'd been penalised for it.
LilaBear 2
perhaps you should have been focusing on chemistry rather than writing lyrics.
_Mazza_ 0
Don't worry, the world is probably better off without your lyrics, anyways. Kids who write lyrics in Chem class don't usually know how to write very well.
Sage1314 4
Lol @ sixth form poetry
fudgebucket11 0
dont worry your screamo christian hardcore band with extra cool electronica wont go anywhere anyways
arms_akimbo 0
Pay attention in class, you mook.
ObadiahtheSlim 2
Quit writing your emo music and pay attention in class.
wodim239 0
Your band sucks and you won't go anywhere with it anyway. This was obviously a sign from god for you to become a chemical engineer
stratovariusftw 0
Dude, that sucks so hard, I feel with you. I'm in a band and I know how frustrating it can be to write music sometimes, that teacher is just an ass. But normally, wouldn't he/she first ask what was written on the paper? I assume there was some clear writing since you were writing lyrics.