Today, I poured my heart out into what had to be my greatest set of lyrics for my band ever, at the same time my teacher was explaining chemical changes to the class. At the end of the lecture he picked up my paper, and set it on fire to demonstrate a chemical change. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML
Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
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tinuelena 0
I am a teacher. Even if a student is not paying attention in class, I would never take their piece of paper away and set it on fire. Tell them to put it away, yes. Confiscate it for the rest of the period, yes. But destroying something of a student's is completely disrespectful. Some might argue that it's disrespectful to do other work during class, and I'd agree. However, the teacher shouldn't have taken that harsh of a measure to discipline him. Being a teacher doesn't give you license to be a bitch.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
At least your band has chemistry?
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Comments (236)
Nakedsquirrel 5
Are you an emo band? Who the **** "pours their heart out" into song lyrics unless they're in an emo band?
CircusofValues 0
Anybody who works on something with intent to make it good usually "pours their heart" into it. Otherwise, everything in this world would be pretty shitty.
Nakedsquirrel 5
"pouring one's heart" means releasing innermost feelings en masse, not putting forth a great deal of effort. An architect doesn't pour his heart out when designing a building and a chef doesn't pour his heart out when preparing a dish. I am amused beyond description by my comment being buried.
icecreamcake_fml 0
#47, You took the words right out of my mouth. There are far too many dumbasses suggesting that the OP should be paying attention in class, when clearly they must have slept through most of elementary school by the looks of their grammar and spelling.
alexanderzzz 0
For all of you saying "YDI you should have been paying attention in class" did you ever take into consideration that the OP could have already KNEW enough about what the teacher had been teaching??? God knows i already know half the shit my teachers teach. As for the song i would love to hear it when it's finished.
idkweird 0
Most teenagers already know everything. It's their curse.
laur2d2 0
1) When a solid is burned it's not a chemical change, it's a physical change. Good thing you were paying attention... 2) To all of you who think creativity, music, art, etc are SOOO important. They are. But guess what, without chemistry, biology, and physics you wouldn't have medicine, automobiles, computers, or a lot of other things that are essential for your pathetic music career to be successful. Think about that next time you think chemistry is boring.
ClementBacon 0
For a champion of science, and one critical of not paying attention, you don't appear to have listened yourself. Burning a solid is indeed a chemical change. You may be thinking of melting, which is only a physical change. Burning paper does not produce gaseous paper. It changes the lignin and whatnot in the paper into another chemical species. Therefore a chemical change. Be REALLY careful to check your facts for a smartarse post.
meaganliz 0
Hahahahaha! Slicing a piece of pie is a physical change! It's still pie, its substance is the same chemically. A chemical change is what happens when the substance's chemical bonds are changed, such as when items are burned or cooked. Dude, you are so wrong on that one, sorry.
420bliss 0
blastvortex 4
Bzzt! You're all wrong! The answer was 42! =p For all attending though, a chemical change is brought about by changing a substance at the molecular level - in other words, via chemical reaction - into another one entirely. This can be achieved by processes such as dissolution (i.e. dissolving salt in water), chemical breakdown (i.e. redox, such as rusting), and combustion. A physical change does not change the chemical substance itself. This includes stuff such as mixtures (i.e. stirring flour into water), non-chemical interaction (i.e. nailing a 2x4), changes in substance form/state (i.e. gas vs liquid), or simple substance division (i.e. shattering a piece of glass). The biggest thing to note is that both the materials comprising both the starting and ending points of the change are the same, although they may look different. Burning a piece of paper is an obvious example of a chemical reaction. One more thing... @61: Musical careers have been around for thousands of years, with success ranging from lousy to well-to-do. To some degree, success in the modern era may be dependent on modern technology, but it isn't exactly the sole deciding factor. This is not to say that he shouldn't have been paying attention, mind you, but your logic for reasons to pay attention is shaky at best. BTW, the OP never said that he thought chemistry was boring either.
Gabilliam 19
Oh yeah vehicles and computers and shit like that are important, but without an ARTIST to DESIGN them they wouldn't exist. Douchebag.
caancoha 0
Why does everyone assume it's high
Freed0mfr1es 0
lmao at laur2d2
iFruit 0
Your lyrics are on fire!
fringle 0
ydi but fyl. ydi for not paying attention in class but it also sucks when you lose an important paper.
nativebacon 0
I'm a music major, and I still say YDI
Witchcraft_fml 5
Yes, pimpin88, I'm sure you NEVER zone out in class.