Today, I poured my heart out into what had to be my greatest set of lyrics for my band ever, at the same time my teacher was explaining chemical changes to the class. At the end of the lecture he picked up my paper, and set it on fire to demonstrate a chemical change. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML
Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
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tinuelena 0
I am a teacher. Even if a student is not paying attention in class, I would never take their piece of paper away and set it on fire. Tell them to put it away, yes. Confiscate it for the rest of the period, yes. But destroying something of a student's is completely disrespectful. Some might argue that it's disrespectful to do other work during class, and I'd agree. However, the teacher shouldn't have taken that harsh of a measure to discipline him. Being a teacher doesn't give you license to be a bitch.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
At least your band has chemistry?
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Comments (236)
Chubtubdaplaya 0
I'm a chemistry major, so I'm getting a real kick out of this story
BarryLeVon69 0
That's why you don't write lyrics in class. YDI awwwwwwww yeah
ChChCharlie 10
Agreed with #84... sorry to those opposing... but while there is the occasional thing you can use for real life, most of it was as #84 said... and I did quite good in my exams. But that's just my opinion... for my career choice I need more physics-y stuff :D
rockmaster 1
Cheer up, emokid
atomicmrpelly 2
Oh you poor, misunderstood little rocker. Never mind, just go out and buy yourself some new black skinny jeans eh?
DisposableHeroes 0
******* ignorant ********, rockers don't dress like that. EMOS are the ones who wear tight jeans. ROCKERS wear normal jeans, normal shirts or shirts with a rock band name on them and normal or leather/denim jackets. Emos like to feel the pain of their balls being squeezed, so they wear tight jeans, but rockers don't. Get your facts straight shit stain.
pheronman 0
take a ******* chill pill, also not just emo's wear skinny's. I wear em, I sure as hell aint emo. And, most people who wear them sag the pants slightly, so it DOESN't hurt. But I do prefer wearing straight-legged jeans
DisposableHeroes 0
I'm not mad, I just love to cuss. And ok, I see that not only emos wear tight jeans.
Noamfer 0
You might wanna come out of the closet. The only people that wear skinny jeans are emos and gays
Chunchunchun 3
"greatest set of lyrics for my band ever" YDI for arrogance.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
It amazes me how you can simply let your chem teacher take your paper and light it on fire. Something tells me you did something to catch his attention, so YDI for not using discretion. And to add a set of lyrics in memory of this event: "I'm going down in a blaze of glory Take me now but know the truth I'm going down in a blaze of glory Lord I never drew first But I drew first blood"
Benaresu 0
Next time pay attention in class. Nobody cared about your whiny emo music.
itsClementine 0
I would've cried if that happened to me. I feel your pain.
tgd4444 9
#6 Funniest comment ever, for funniest FML ever