Today, I poured my heart out into what had to be my greatest set of lyrics for my band ever, at the same time my teacher was explaining chemical changes to the class. At the end of the lecture he picked up my paper, and set it on fire to demonstrate a chemical change. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML
Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
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tinuelena 0
I am a teacher. Even if a student is not paying attention in class, I would never take their piece of paper away and set it on fire. Tell them to put it away, yes. Confiscate it for the rest of the period, yes. But destroying something of a student's is completely disrespectful. Some might argue that it's disrespectful to do other work during class, and I'd agree. However, the teacher shouldn't have taken that harsh of a measure to discipline him. Being a teacher doesn't give you license to be a bitch.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
At least your band has chemistry?
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idkweird 0
I use high school chemistry all the time. Well, technically it started in grade school science, but if I hadn't memorized a bunch of the symbols for different elements on the periodic table, it sure would suck to try and read the doctor's progress notes. Im assuming the nurses should probably have to know them, too, if they are going to administer the correct substances. I wasn't a science major OR a culinary arts major. Mine was actually Health Information. Also, you aren't even IN the real world yet. How the hell would you know whether or not Chemistry is something you will use? Then again, all 17 year olds know everything, right?
PhillyFox 0
Sorry, but you were obviously doing something you weren't supposed to be doing in chemistry class, and you were caught. If you didn't want it to happen, you should've waited until later. Or better yet, you should not have even bothered to come to class! That's what I hated about high school. There were a ton of people doing other distracting things rather than paying attention, and they obviously didn't want to be there. They bothered the teacher and they bothered the ones who were actually trying to pay attention. At least in college those types of people either skip class or get kicked out by the professor, so we don't have to deal with them. :)
keywestlov 0
yeah my stupid science teacher did the same thing to me in lab today but he actually made an alka-selzter bomb and put right next to me to surprise my lab partner. mission accomplished.
9az00 0
YDI. Pay attention in class, dipshit.
xx3ginaxx3 0
were you writing the lyrics while he was giving the lecture? because if you were, he probably just did that because he noticed you weren't paying attention, and he wanted you to learn a lesson.
michaelcarell 0
maybe it's god telling you to pay attention and take notes!!
BunnyDrastic 0
Wtf hahaha!!!!!!!!!
gorbagil 0
I learned chemical changes in gr. 7 o_O
TheKitsune 0
.... So write it again? It came from your brain didn't it?
ManjyomeThunder 0
YDI for a) Writing lyrics during class instead of paying attention b) Not having a Pulse smartpen.