Today, I poured my heart out into what had to be my greatest set of lyrics for my band ever, at the same time my teacher was explaining chemical changes to the class. At the end of the lecture he picked up my paper, and set it on fire to demonstrate a chemical change. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML
Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
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tinuelena 0
I am a teacher. Even if a student is not paying attention in class, I would never take their piece of paper away and set it on fire. Tell them to put it away, yes. Confiscate it for the rest of the period, yes. But destroying something of a student's is completely disrespectful. Some might argue that it's disrespectful to do other work during class, and I'd agree. However, the teacher shouldn't have taken that harsh of a measure to discipline him. Being a teacher doesn't give you license to be a bitch.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
At least your band has chemistry?
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lilscholz 0
#61, if it can't be changed back into its previous state, it's a chemical change. try learning first grade science before boasting about it.
RhyRhy 0
you can write it again.....Its not like its the end of the world, if you REALLY poured your heart out, then it should like... still be in there....
Occam 0
Well, if he poured it out, then logically it wouldn't be there, but on the paper (and probably all over the desk and floor).
lilscholz 0
ps just because someone would prefer to pursue a career in something that isn't science, doesn't mean their career choice is "pathetic." i plan to be a history teacher and photographer. don't try to diss other career paths simply because they're different or because you're too immature to recognize them. also, nobody ever said that science isn't important... i'm pretty sure you could ask every living human being, and they would tell you that science is important.
verdelet_fml 0
You deserve it. Chemistry is important. Albeit, not so much in HS. But to the people who are bitching about it? Come on, high school chemistry ain't nothing compared to real chemistry.
Sun_Kissed18 25
I only said YDI cuz if they were that important, he should have been more careful not to write them down in class. Either that or he might still remember part of them and try again :/
SarahinSane 0
Your teacher is awesome. You are awesome. I don't know what to do.
rickrolled01 0
Well FYL And You diserve it for not paying attenchion in class. Be more discrete next time ;) AND you know what!? Middle school bands arn't just for fun. In my town there is a band that will be going places soon with the amount of local gigs they have. ~ LUCY AND THE LUCKY FOUR ~ Google them :) You'll Likey :P
Paynegwynn 0
Oh, all-knowing 17 year old, how you know so much about the faults and strengths of modern education. I bet you write screamo.
samiams00 0
YDI for being in a band
PimpMyFML 0
That sucks, but you shouldn't of been doing something irrelevant in class. He probably knew that and wanted to prove a point, and demonstrate. I'm in the middle for this.
ohnoyouDINT 0
shouldn't of been doing shouldn't of been doing shouldn't of been doing shouldn't of been doing shouldn't of been doing shouldn't of been doing shouldn't of been doing shouldn't of been doing shouldn't of been doing shouldn't of been doing
singachic87 0
@ 154: I'm so glad that "shouldn't of" bothers other people, and it's not just me