Today, I poured my heart out into what had to be my greatest set of lyrics for my band ever, at the same time my teacher was explaining chemical changes to the class. At the end of the lecture he picked up my paper, and set it on fire to demonstrate a chemical change. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML
Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
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tinuelena 0
I am a teacher. Even if a student is not paying attention in class, I would never take their piece of paper away and set it on fire. Tell them to put it away, yes. Confiscate it for the rest of the period, yes. But destroying something of a student's is completely disrespectful. Some might argue that it's disrespectful to do other work during class, and I'd agree. However, the teacher shouldn't have taken that harsh of a measure to discipline him. Being a teacher doesn't give you license to be a bitch.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
At least your band has chemistry?
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Comments (236)
Bloodknight 22
I doubt he would just pick up a random sheet of paper, but maybe he did it because he though you were doodling or doing homework for another class. Either way, YDI for not paying attention to the task at hand!
Kukua 5
This! I'm willing to bet he picked your piece of paper on purpose because it was so obvious you were writing something besides notes.
Tribulations 0
Perhaps if you were to actually do what you were meant to do... Fool. YDI
LeStab 4
You deserve it for not paying attention in class. Your band probably sucks anyway
musicismylife777 5
Your a real doushe
Aiken_ 0
That sucks hard and thoroughly.
StayClassy 0
Yes, I am sure the lyrics would have changed the course of music history. Pay attention in class and save the emotional outpouring for your own time.
omgyoukilledkeny 0
He never said it would change music history. He said it was good for a HS band. It's probably not going to make it big. But they could be REEEEEEELY good and he could save them for another band that makes it big u know. O and for all u idiots who are saying they sucked. F U. He didn't post the lyrics so u don't know. He could be a seinor and have been writting songs since like 6th or 7th grade. So yall are idiots. Even if it did suck. I've turned a shitty sing into a AWSOME song. Just by working on it for a little bit. So yes it might suck. But it could turn out good anyways
tinuelena 0
I am a teacher. Even if a student is not paying attention in class, I would never take their piece of paper away and set it on fire. Tell them to put it away, yes. Confiscate it for the rest of the period, yes. But destroying something of a student's is completely disrespectful. Some might argue that it's disrespectful to do other work during class, and I'd agree. However, the teacher shouldn't have taken that harsh of a measure to discipline him. Being a teacher doesn't give you license to be a bitch.
redbluegreen 41
Please tell my old science teacher this?
OptimusSlime 23
Can we have more teachers like you?
n0Ob_fml 0
I'm a chemistry teacher and I'm going to remember this idea and use it often...YDI ;p
Synnie 0
I like how #21 is right above you on that one, lulsy.
bosshaug 0
Sourmath.com
nateduh 0
your band probably sucks anyway. how many high school bands matter to anyone. life isn't high school musical buddy get a life.
SaintJimmy 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j0-85jWzvk Green Day as High School seniors, 4 years before they became famous. Notice the people just looking at them and laughing.
possumisawesome 0
I wondered if your name had anything to do with their song. People don't seem to get how important music is. I wrote an English paper recently about it. OP, FYL and YDI. I understand that some things only hit at certain times, but you might wanna pay good attention to important classes like these in the future. = /
Jimbo2000 0
I guess your music sucks