Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
Today, while standing in line to get my driver's license renewed, I hiccuped and burped at the same time. I was so flustered that I ended up telling an entire room full of people that I had the 'herps'. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Today, I came out of the closet. I came out on Facebook to spare myself awkward conversations and gossip. I wrote a deeply meaningful status about my partner and my pride in who I was. The only responses were, "Lol", "Hacked", and similar remarks. FML
Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
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Top comments
qwertyone 0
Pretty big fuckup, EH SON??? Still worth a good laugh though.
Smarty_ 0
Heroes is about as good as herpes, maybe people will somehow make the connection anyways. Anyways I'm sure that if you just type oops and then explain everything you will be fine, not too big a deal.
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Comments (134)
losernerd 0
YDI for watching Heroes. It's awful.
defensivekick 0
#73, you are retarded if you think myspace is better, it sucks balls. Facebook is the way to go. It is for mroe mature people
moonlight_daze 8
If you care AT ALL about finding out about new underground music then Facebook is useless.
Shannonnicole 0
LMFAO, HAHAHA! this made me laugh soooo hard! i'm sorry though...i really feel bad for you :l
Hich17 0
Hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
loltoyoutoo 0
Aha, even though your life really isn't f'ed, that made me LOL sooooo hard . Thanks . c:
jok3r1085 0
#76) your dumb for thinking Facebook is all high and mighty and more mature than Myspace considering that ive been offered 13 times to join the "Farmville" app. where i create a virtual farm. Yea, definitely waaay more mature.
summer99 0
while Heroes is amazing. ydi for not checking what you wrote. with the new facebook format, even clicking "remove" doesnt remove it from other people's news feeds.
zeal 0
Lmao, this sounds REALLY authentic, the o key is right next to the p key. I can see something like this happening. I wonder how were the comments? lol :P
regalitofatal 0
i lol'ed pretty hard at this
crzygrl90218 0
Hahahahah ZOMG that would totally happen to me too...=^)