Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend and I have no shared hobbies. We used to. She's stopped doing them with me and instead does them with someone else. No worries, he's "just a friend", although she did tell me she has a crush on him. But "nothing's going to happen" because "he doesn't feel the same". FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend randomly confessed to basically having a "phobia" of monogamy. But don't worry, she defensively assured me she's never ever cheated on me, even though I never said she had, so I guess that's okay then. FML
Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
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Top comments
hootch 0
She's interested! What more do you need?
HyperFlirt 0
Why do you need someone else to be interested in you?
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Comments (28)
yanarach 0
.......loooool. I love her, officially.
24788 7
lol, shouldn't ever put yourself in that situation.
redbluegreen 41
If you love her, why do you need her to get all jealous if someone else is interested in you? You were asking for it.
dancergirl743 0
What did you say after she said that
blahblahblah43 0
i can't believe she said tht!!!!
JordyRox 0
OOOH Needa Go To Antarctica For That Burn
rachelley123 0
that's kinda mean she should of thought about how that would make you feel before she said it :( sorry op
hope143 0
sounds like something I'd say! lol.
yelwarc 0
maybe go out side and ran, lift weights, join a club, or kill yourself those really are your only options
katiekay23 0
damn that was a good burn....i like her