Today, I played a goth character in my friend's student film with goth clothes, lip ring, eyeliner, etc. We went into Starbucks at break and an elderly man came up to me and said "Your kind is the reason for all the bad stuff in this world" and then spat in my $5 drink. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML
Today, at work, I was making an appointment for an old lady who told me, "You look like a movie star!" I started to thank her when she followed up with, "Like that girl from the horror movie! Your black hair and pale skin makes you look scary! Oh, sorry…" with the coworker I hate the most sitting right next to me. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
Today, a guy came into the small coffee shop I work at, and got angry because I wouldn't accept his Starbucks gift card as valid payment. When I told him we clearly aren't a Starbucks, he said "It's all the same shit" and ended up throwing a punch at me. FML
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Top comments
Kylias 6
No, the people who mind their own business aren't the reason for bad "stuff" in the world, it's the dickheads who feel they need to irritate the people who mind their own business.
SlightlyGPirate 0
oh damn. that'd suck you shoulda turned to him and said, "don't judge what you don't know. I'm not 'this kind' of person you're talking about. this is for a school project." then chuck your $5 drink in his face
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Comments (239)
greeneye_fml 12
You should have poured it on his shoes or thrown it on his shirt. I don't care how old he is.
Darling_Darkling 0
that bastard! it's people like him that make the world shit, not us.
sublime93 0
Well i hope you threw your drink & chair at him then spat at him when he was on the floor.
infidelboy 0
nah, throwing it in his face is too much. burning an old man, ignorant asshole or not, is too much. he shoulda spit in his face, humiliation without the injury
fuckthiscity 0
id say people who pay $5 for a drink at starbucks are whats wrong with this world.
GriefBacon 0
Nicely faked.
Bansheethekilla 2
What ever happened to respect in this world. If my parents caught some guy do something to me they would have beaten his ass to a pulp,thus teaching respect. Nowadays people are assholes to everyone they meet. If some one had done that to me i would have pushed him down, and stomped on his old ass nuts. Then i would say "no its judgmental asshats like you ruining this world"
Consequences 0
You should've followed him outside and thrown it onto him.
therearesecrets 0
YDI for giving $5 to the Man for a ******* coffee.
heart_less777 0
YDI for going to starbucks for a piss-test size cup of coffee
judgeymcjudge 0
"A urine sample sized cup of coffee swill" even?