Today, I played a goth character in my friend's student film with goth clothes, lip ring, eyeliner, etc. We went into Starbucks at break and an elderly man came up to me and said "Your kind is the reason for all the bad stuff in this world" and then spat in my $5 drink. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML
Today, at work, I was making an appointment for an old lady who told me, "You look like a movie star!" I started to thank her when she followed up with, "Like that girl from the horror movie! Your black hair and pale skin makes you look scary! Oh, sorry…" with the coworker I hate the most sitting right next to me. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
Today, a guy came into the small coffee shop I work at, and got angry because I wouldn't accept his Starbucks gift card as valid payment. When I told him we clearly aren't a Starbucks, he said "It's all the same shit" and ended up throwing a punch at me. FML
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Top comments
Kylias 6
No, the people who mind their own business aren't the reason for bad "stuff" in the world, it's the dickheads who feel they need to irritate the people who mind their own business.
SlightlyGPirate 0
oh damn. that'd suck you shoulda turned to him and said, "don't judge what you don't know. I'm not 'this kind' of person you're talking about. this is for a school project." then chuck your $5 drink in his face
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Comments (239)
razzle22 0
I don't know, harsh judgmental people seem to be doing a better job destroying the world than goths. Then again, it was an old man -- perhaps he's senile or just butthurt about his own life. I don't think being five dollars in the hole is being ****** by life. You got a story out of it?
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
Or perhaps he's THE AWESOMEST OLD GUY EVER
Pulcherrimus 0
He still thinks goths are threatening? I thought the bigots were afraid of middle-eastern people now.
chaoslordx13 0
Never where a turban to the airport and start speaking Gibberish... not even as a joke, it ends very badly :(
FFFFFFFFFFFF_fml 0
You should have punched him in the 'nads, and tell him not to worry because your taxes will support his recovery.
RatIsKing 0
drug gangs and terrorists cause a lot more harm than goth people—who, btw, never did anything wrong besides look creepy
SookMauNoots 0
i wud have splashed the drink in his face. llolololol
Shadow_Phantom 26
I'm goth. I better look out for old people... Even though i do believe in karma and try to live life being as nice as I can... Seriously, FYL =/
TheLizardKing 0
I would have kicked his ass
dsnke1 0
This did not happen, and even if it did, you deserved it for letting the man get away with that. Seriously, enough with these BS fml's, have some real shit happen to ya, go get run over by a bus or kidnapped or some shit, anything besides making corny stuff up.
XRiseToFallAgain 0
Guys, let 'em bash us Christians. Trust me, it'll get worse. No point in trying to stop them. ^_^
mdoglover 0
Everyone stop with the racism!