Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
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Top comments
Firetruck69 16
That's kind of messed up. Why not just be honest?
homesuckfucker 28
Yeah, that's pretty messed up. Congratulations, you've dug yourself into a deeper hole. Be honest and let her down easy, and don't be surprised if she lets everyone know how much of a douche you are.
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Comments (76)
ladyquietbottom 9
That is so incredibly mean. You could have just been honest.
Joshawott 21
Yeah, you definitely deserve this one. That's messed up on so many levels.
DeadxManxWalking 27
a. why do you want to break up with her if she's your best friend? b. how would that make her break up with you? c. just be honest
Queen_of_Night 20
OP doesn't want to be friends with her anymore. He thought by confessing bullshit feelings would get him "friendzoned" and make her not want to be around him anymore ergo, she becomes the bad guy for friendzoning her friend and he gets to play the pity card. Now, it's back fired and he's made the situation worse than it would have been. Most people just stop being available and grow a part.
olillia 16
You're basically an idiot...basically. Oh and also a pussy.
Akazuki 26
OP, you remind me of a former friend of mine. **** you.
BananaLand 4
That's dick's now she's gonna be hurt and feel humiliated when you tell her the truth. You should've just told her the truth and saved everyone pain but you choice the dick move don't expect my sympathy.
LostGirl9456 15
Don't mess with peoples' heads, OP. It's manipulative and cruel.
mary_13 26
Idiot, just idiotic move seriously.
russfml 31
You're a scumbag, I hope you face plant
ETA211 6
Congratulations. You just played yourself. Good luck though, I hope everything works out for you and especially for the other person.