Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Firetruck69 16
That's kind of messed up. Why not just be honest?
homesuckfucker 28
Yeah, that's pretty messed up. Congratulations, you've dug yourself into a deeper hole. Be honest and let her down easy, and don't be surprised if she lets everyone know how much of a douche you are.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (76)
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
Congratulations, you played yourself.
dantedevil 12
She what?
Shallow_Dream 8
hey, poster. sorry about all these people going out of their way making comments trying to make you feel bad. I mean, don't they have something better to do then insult people through a little screen? hope this comment restores your faith in humanity :) also anyone who feels like insulting my comment can talk to my secretary and fill out a butthurt report. Then put down their phone and do something other than shout at a cell phone screen. enjoy the rest of your day :)
ChelseaTheEnchan 7
Honey, all this does is show that you sympathize with a gross, manipulative person.
Algorithm 24
It's okay, 39, obviously the only reason everyone's disgusted is because we're using telephones. If this were in person, suddenly fake-asking someone out would be perfectly okay and everyone would react with overflowing understanding. Apparently.
ChelseaTheEnchan 7
"WHY" is because you're a shitty human who did a shitty, manipulative thing. You deserve every bit of hell coming your way for that one. Poor girl, though. It sucks she has to go through something like that, but at least she's got an awful person out of her life now...
IamComrade 16
Are...are you retarded?
yankesik 16
That's the most idiotic deed I've ever seen or heard about, congratulations OP, you're the boss.
LeGly 5
Dumbarse.
2nugsnotdrugs2 8
Wow I love it when my 'best friend' who'd I secretly had feelings for confesses their love to me, only to find out that they just wanted not be friends anymore! -said no girl ever
dj70 3
yeah dick move I wouldnt have told that story here
danman27 15
Well that's what happens when you lie