Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
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Top comments
Firetruck69 16
That's kind of messed up. Why not just be honest?
homesuckfucker 28
Yeah, that's pretty messed up. Congratulations, you've dug yourself into a deeper hole. Be honest and let her down easy, and don't be surprised if she lets everyone know how much of a douche you are.
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Comments (76)
HSArchon 9
I actually tried this, not to scare her away, but because I actually did have feelings for her, and of course it scared her away. I feel like this should be an FML in itself.
sanbrunojess 5
Chicken shit dick move. Grow a set
travidebla 8
What part of it seemed like a good idea? That's so shitty, now she'll feel so rejected and hurt. Dick-move.
ohsnapword 21
You're an asshole. Glad I'm not your friend.
Oceanborn_fml 24
What in the world made you think this would work the way you want it to? You're a huge dick.
wilma08232 4
Such a douche bag move
northern_rebel 12
Someone explain his possible logic
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Well I can see his logic, I just think it was a dick move. Tell your "friend" that you've always liked her, if she doesn't like you in the same way she'll feel uncomfortable and not want to hang out with you as much. If you keep confessing eventually she'll stop wanting to be around you at all. In the end you've gotten rid of her but in a way that doesn't make her feel bad about herself cause her friend doesn't want to see her any more. It's manipulative as hell, and as we can see, prone to massive backfires.
shady914 14
My heart breaks for that poor girl. That was ******* low.
crandel 11
Did you hit that at least? Gotta make the most of a bad situation...
Algorithm 24
Yeah, after you manipulate someone who trusts your lie, make sure to abuse that trust by using them for sex so they can feel even more violated later when the truth comes out. What a sad, gross, scumbag idea.
DoomedGemini 38
It's hard to make me want to punch someone I don't know SOOO much, yet here you are.
CaityMandy 10
Wtf is wrong with you