Today, I picked up a rock outside and put it in my pocket because it looked cool. A teacher holding the door open stopped me and sent me to the principal. I was confused and asked the teacher why the strict action. She replied that someone has been putting rocks in the toilet. I got a detention. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML
Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML
Today, I had various items thrown at me all day at school, one one of which was a ruler that landed flat on my back where I had blistered and peeling sunburn. I yelped, "Motherf***er!" because of the pain, and I was the one given detention. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The "weapon" was a pocket fan. FML
Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML
Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML
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Top comments
md101 18
I think you're principal sucks dude, pocket collection is an awesome hobby! All my friends are rocks...
cakefete2 31
You're going to need a rock-solid alibi to beat this rap. Don't take your right to legal council for granite. A good lawyer is your only hope.
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Comments (68)
hanikayy 15
"I got a detention"
Lord_Rythin 0
It's things like this that make me smh. Don't go, it's a bullcrap punishment for something that you didn't do. That would never stand in a court of law.
GAMERZxxHD 25
That would annoy me a lot because I want to be a geologist when I get older and have been collecting rocks for as long as I can remember! I would be very annoyed! Good luck with it though OP!
anonymous100000 17
lol "a detention". you know that. "a" isn't necessary right? and a teacher holding a door open...you picking up a rock because it looks cool...people putting rocks in toilets...are you 13?
ilikewafles 11
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limabeans101029 21
"A detention" is a pretty normal way of describing it. "I got a detention" was a pretty normal thing to hear at my school anyway. And, yes, it is very possible that OP is in fact 13, considering they're at school. What's your point?
Danielvera212 4
Aw man that sucks I'm kinda curious as to how the rock looks like now
ali282h 15
I bet your name is Hank!
InsanePPG 25
Jesus Christ, Hank's into minerals! :-P
SlashingAverV2 20
Their evidence, if any existed, is circumstantial. You should have said so
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
Detention? What is that u stay after school? They just hit u where I live