Today, I picked up a rock outside and put it in my pocket because it looked cool. A teacher holding the door open stopped me and sent me to the principal. I was confused and asked the teacher why the strict action. She replied that someone has been putting rocks in the toilet. I got a detention. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML
Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML
Today, I had various items thrown at me all day at school, one one of which was a ruler that landed flat on my back where I had blistered and peeling sunburn. I yelped, "Motherf***er!" because of the pain, and I was the one given detention. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The "weapon" was a pocket fan. FML
Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML
Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML
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Top comments
md101 18
I think you're principal sucks dude, pocket collection is an awesome hobby! All my friends are rocks...
cakefete2 31
You're going to need a rock-solid alibi to beat this rap. Don't take your right to legal council for granite. A good lawyer is your only hope.
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Comments (68)
Matteo_xxi 14
Welcome to today's world, where everyone who's innocent gets blamed.
AmayaR 12
Oh it's always been like that we just hear about it more
rmllavaneras 19
"They're minerals, Marie!"
Eyalsh 32
"goddamnit, marie!"
RedPillSucks 33
they gave you detention for what you *might* do in the future? WTF future cop
Speedy1979 13
It's not right for the principal to blame you .
archnarquibquib 21
That must really sucks OP. I used to (and kinda still do) collect pieces of obsidian that were on the playground at my elementary schools. I don't know what I would have done if I were sent to the principal's office for having a rock or a few.
lostinma34 7
That principal needs to get his head examined. Just because you picked up a rock you must be clogging the toilet. Right...
jqmalang 17
Some trust issues. They don't even have evidence that you did that. Seeing you pick up a damn good-looking rock is not an evidence!
laden_swallow09 35
Challenge that shit! That would never fly in a court of law. Ridiculous.
fishybull 15
why would anyone put rocks in a toilet? what grade are you in?
ilikewafles 11
7th
munchkinikki 1
Did they take away your rock?
ilikewafles 11
yes. I even named him. :(