kidneystoner
United States
Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Lorus
United States
Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML
bjevilcat2
United States
Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
Anonymous
Clogged
Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML
Jim
United States
Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML
fiddlercrab
Yup, cool
Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML
AndI'veHadChildren
United States
Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML
qwaynick
Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
Anonymous
Vacation tips
Today, I had a whole month off before I started my new job. On day six, I had to go to the ER because of a kidney stone and had to get a ureteral stent. In two weeks they will remove the stone, then another week until they remove the stent. I will be recovered just in time for my first day of work. FML
Dee-Nice
Phoenix, United States
Rough week
Today, after I'd given myself a week off work for my birthday, and my alcoholic sister decided she needed to go to rehab, which then hijacked the whole week for her crisis, at 4:30 am, the morning I'm supposed to return to work, I end up in the ER with a first time kidney stone. The next thing I know, she's in the ER for an injury. FML
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mosarmini 0
How does someone say you deserved it? heartless bastards you guys who pressed ydi deserve a kidney stone the size of a fist
Woah_Its_Bree 0
im 20. and at 16 was told i have chronic kidney stones. i havent had one for 2 years now..and i def. feel you pain!! however.... i had ****** 15 of those things. they suck. good luck!
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Holly_x 0
I've never had a kidney stone, but I heard they're EXTREMELY painful. I hope that gets better soon :/
Anwyl_Jones 3
Sweetheart, I feel your pain. I haven't been stone free in almost four years now. Last one I passed was three and a half millimetres. Take cranberry pills and drink lots of purified water. You can also find lists online of foods to avoid to prevent them, as well as specific foods to eat. I hope you pass this next one quickly and that it's the last one you have to deal with.
tobikuma 0
I know how awful that would feel. I've gone through 4 stones in 6 months (I'm 17) and I haven't been able to catch any of them so we don't know what kind they are. But I'll probably be having them a lot : it sucks. Hopefully if you have future ones they pass quickly!
Compass 0
Women who claim men don't know what it feels like to give birth have obviously never heard of kidney stones. Of course, not all men get kidney stones, but not all women give birth either.
bleedingglitter 24
Women get kidney stones too.
KASHMIR_fml 0
that's what Gatorade does
lillypilly35 0
ouch… i hate it when that happens. I feel your pain
iamatroll_fml 0
You deserve it for living in Texas.
Your_Cute 0
wooooow I didn't know so many others were the same as me. mine started at 16 too
Megan36 3
just ignore that's what I do and I'm still alive :P
evanmiester 4
37 you idiot, it's a joke u better get stoned no pun intended. duh