Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
Clogged
Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML
Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML
Today, I found out I have to have an operation. This will be the third in 3 years, all for completely unrelated reasons. I'm only 26 and apparently my body is already falling apart at the seams. FML
Yup, cool
Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML
Vacation tips
Today, I had a whole month off before I started my new job. On day six, I had to go to the ER because of a kidney stone and had to get a ureteral stent. In two weeks they will remove the stone, then another week until they remove the stent. I will be recovered just in time for my first day of work. FML
Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
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Joshoa123 16
Slow down on the soda?
h0ward076 0
guess it's time ro start drinking water
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ashpaige93 2
dude...consider urself lucky...I know it hurts worse for a guy...but I have kidney disease and get at least 1 a month and may have to have a kidney transplant...I'm only 18. Fml.
justanotherhuman 21
:-(
jerilyn333a 0
I'm sorry op! Maybe you should start drinking some more water. I had 9 bladder infections in one year.
vencenso 0
I have passed two and I'm only 15 I thought I had a UTI but I went to the doc and she told me it was my kidney stones
cm424love 0
My dads kidney stone put him in the hospital numerous times, and my dad NEVER goes to the hospital. Like, once, he had a deep cut and refused to go to the hospital, he stitched it up himself, but kidney stones literaly kill him.
hersheybar100 10
You realize it has nothing to do with ur age right? my friend is 14 and she already passed a few kidney stones! But im sorry op my friend said it hurt like HELL
Trent_21 6
water is you friend. quit with all the energy drinks
kitsune3 20
OUCH. Might wanna get some professional medical advice. Go see your doc asap and let him/her know. Chances are your doc can tell you what you need to do to prevent it.
jnavafb 0
lucky at least you get prescribed Vicodin
citygurlsleeps11 3
That suxs. Feel better. Drink more water.
cdragon 4
water and cranberry juice should help that go away